New Novel: My Dramatic Old Flame Is So Hard to Handle (Quick Transmigration). Please add it to your reading list~ Blurb at the very bottom~
Blurb
Shang Yuankui feels like one of Lao Jun's immortal pills: wherever he goes, he runs into demons, and he just can't shake them off.
His unreliable master tells him to seek refuge with his senior brother. How is he supposed to travel a thousand miles without money?
He saves a rich young master while exorcising a demon, only for the guy to cling to him and confess his love?!
He takes a demon as his servant, only to discover he's a cross-dressing expert?!
A rat demon desperate to get married, a Hou who falls for men and loves to suck their blood, a flower fairy who's confessed her love for nine lifetimes and been rejected every time, a male fox demon given away by his lover...
What kind of terrifying world is this?! Bodhisattva, can I go back to my shabby little temple?
The Bodhisattva says: Heh. Who do you think caused all this trouble?
Shang Yuankui: What are you talking about? I don't understand! I don't know! I have no idea!
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Blurb for My Dramatic Old Flame Is So Hard to Handle (Quick Transmigration):
Ye Xing, an actor so obscure he's not even in the bottom ranks, suddenly gets the chance to work with an award-winning actor. Before he can even celebrate, a stage light falls on him and kills him. Then a System called 2333 pops up and orders him to conquer men in world after world?!
Worlds:
1. The Imperial Marshal's Runaway Darling: ABO, interstellar. A gentle, scheming major general VS a cold, reserved marshal.
Major General: I thought we were friends, but you want to mark me!
2. The Demon King Loves the Holy Knight: Western fantasy, an asexual holy knight X a scoundrel of a demon king.
Demon King: I'm a heartless monster. I know only killing, not love. Only the warmth of blood can keep me warm.
Holy Knight: What are you touching right now?
Demon King: I just realized your body is warmer than blood~ Heh~
3. The Dashing Cult Leader and His Charming Protector: An arrogant, beautiful senior disciple VS a seemingly honest but actually ruthless second senior disciple.
Senior Disciple: Did you kill the leader of the martial arts alliance?
Second Senior Disciple: Yeah.
Senior Disciple: Because he stole your family's sword manual?
Second Senior Disciple: Because he spied on you while you were bathing.
4. The Vampire Count's Human Butler: A loyal butler X a narcissistic count who always wants to drink his blood.
Count: "Your blood is damn delicious!"
Butler: "I had garlic today, Count."
5. The Girl Next Door Is the Top: A helpless person forced to teach the top how to do XX to his bottom VS a top who blushes from head to toe whenever he sees his bottom.
Junior: "Why are you blushing?"
Senior: "B-because last night, you did that kind of thing to me!"
Junior: "I only held your hand..."
A battle of wits between two drama queens, each making a move in turn. Watch these two put on a show with their split personalities!
Five worlds planned for now, but there may be more, and the order may change.
Reader's guide:
1. This is a 1v1 romance, a 1v1 romance, a 1v1 romance. Important things must be said three times! The title uses first person, but the story is written in third person.
2. Let's keep things harmonious and enjoy the story. If anything bothers you, please click away. Thanks~
Theme: Exorcise demons, uphold justice
The extras are also pretty good and supplement the previous plot.
In this historic moment, in this great moment, author, have you seen my sincere heart?
The author is awesome, come on ^0^~
When the red clouds soared into the sky and I heard about Han Xiang's magnificent deeds, Hongxia: Old gangster, big liar, go away!!!!!! (I am super angry written all over my face) Han Xiang: No! Xia'er, listen to my explanation... (At a loss) Hongxia: Don't listen! I don't...(Hug and kiss)//·/ω/·//
Small theater After Xiaoxiaer read the book brought by Hu Yingjun, Han Xiang said that Xiaohongxia is no longer the child he once raised. Ever Han Xiang: Hug! Hug! Relative! Hongxia: Blushing! Blush! Still blushing! Now Han Xiang: Hug! Hug! Relative! Hongxia: Old gangster! Lecher! Big pervert! ... Face becomes redder Han Zhen, the old gangster, Xiang said that since Xiaoxia'er has enlightened, I won't be polite. Cover your face(*/ω\*)
Ooc small theater Hongxia: Wow! Liger, you don't love me anymore. You went out just to find the master's wife. Wow! QAQ Han Xiang: No... Xiaoxia'er, listen to me... Hongxia: I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!!! Tao Yao: Ouch~ It's such a big drama. Do you want me to add fuel to the fire? [Touch chin]
Hongxia: The author is gone, and Liger is even less likely to come to save me. Liger quickly go and capture the author. Han Xiang: Yes~ Indeed, what Xiao Hongxia said makes sense. After being captured, we must let her write about the things between us (thoughtful)
Ooc small theater Hongxia: Liger, pain ~ QAQ Han Xiang: Where does Xiaohonger feel pain? Hongxia: It hurts everywhere~●^● Han Xiang: Oh~ Master, let me huh~ huh, it hurts to fly away~ Is Hongxia'er still hurting? Hongxia: It hurts~( ??????? ) Han Xiang: (He lowers his head and comes closer, kisses her, and smiles) Does it still hurt? Hongxia: No... It doesn't hurt anymore/(//·/ω/·//)/Liger, do it again... Again Han Xiang: Huh?! What do you want to do again? (Smirk) Hongxia: Just... Just... (Hugs Han Xiang and kisses him)/(//·/ω/·//)/ While typing, I discovered that both Hongxia and Han Xiang are hx, and they often type the wrong names_(:з∠)_
Ooc small theater Han Xiang: Today we are going to learn... Hongxia: Don't learn! Hongxia, don't learn! Is it good? Liger (with tearful eyes) QAQ Han Xiang: (Unmoved on the surface but shaken on the inside) What we need to learn is... Hongxia: (lying down, rolling on the ground) I don't, Hongxia doesn't want to learn! Hongxia doesn't want it! (Crying loudly) Wow! Liger doesn't love Hongxia anymore! Hongxia refuses to obey! .·??`(>▂<)??`·. Han Xiang: Get up! (`?∪??) Hongxia: No! Hongxia doesn't want it! (Continues to cry).゜゜(?□`?)°゜. ???!! Han Xiang: (Pick him up and put him on the bed, then hold him down) Let's study in a different way today (evil smile) Hongxia: Face turned red, the computer is down?(????ω????)? 23333333 Wow Fei is here!
What the Emperor of Heaven said "Web page" → "Prince" Later, Xiao Luzi "met" the mansion next to Baihua Palace → "built"