The Blunt Woman: Her Puppy Has Been Angered to Tears

[Completed] Everyday moments that make him cry Boyfriend: Honey, I've got a high fever. Aren't you going to comfort me? Steel-straight girl: 66666 Boyfriend: Sorry to bother you. (smiles through the pain.jpg) Boyfriend: Class is over! Come out! Everyone else's boyfriend has already been picked up. Steel-straight girl: Can't you walk over here yourself? The dining hall is already serving food. Boyfriend: Okay, I'm almost done eating anyway. Steel-straight girl: You ate? Boyfriend: Yeah. I drank the northwest wind... Boyfriend: Honey, let's go out for hot pot tonight. Steel-straight girl: It's cold. I don't feel like moving. Boyfriend: I'll drive over and pick you up. Steel-straight girl: I get carsick. Boyfriend: Then I'll walk with you. Steel-straight girl: I'm paralyzed today. The "puppy" Fu Keyi has already cried himself unconscious in the bathroom... Scene One: When Fu Keyi is with his girlfriend Tang Miao: "Young Master Fu, why don't you go back to your villa? This shabby rental is tiny. There's no room for you." Fu Keyi: "It's fine. I'll sleep against the wall. I promise I won't take up any space." Tang Miao: "I can't do laundry or cook. I eat instant noodles for every meal." Fu Keyi: "It's fine. I'll hire a chef to cook for us and a housekeeper to clean." Tang Miao: "..." (Her place seems to be only about thirty square meters.) Tang Miao: "Aren't your parents worried about you?" Fu Keyi: "My mom never interferes, and I never listen to her anyway." He's just like a shameless stray dog! Tang Miao gives a strained smile (smiling on the outside, cursing inside). Scene Two: One of Tang Miao's coworkers is getting married, and she's going to be a bridesmaid. At the wedding, the groomsmen are supposed to carry the bridesmaids while popping balloons. Just as everyone starts moving around, they realize one bridesmaid is missing... In a corner Fu Keyi grabs Tang Miao's hand. "If you let a man carry you, I'll flip the banquet table right here." Tang Miao: "You're our boss. That wouldn't be appropriate." Fu Keyi: "You know me. I have no shame." Tang Miao: "..." Scene Three: One time, the two of them argued until they were on the verge of breaking up. Tang Miao didn't shout or argue. She went home and made a PowerPoint presentation. She started with the background of the case and went all the way through a SWOT analysis, proving exactly why her boyfriend was in the wrong. After Fu Keyi read it, he actually felt that he was in the wrong, even though both of them had made good points during the argument. Uh, should he go apologize to his girlfriend now? [Note] 1. They're each other's first love, and neither has an ex. Please don't make up warnings about things that aren't in the story. It really bothers the author. 2019.04.15 Next up: The Athlete's Confession. It's about to open! Interested? Don't forget to add it to your collection! [Blurb] There's a sports college next to Jiangyuan High School. They say that school has too many scumbags, and their usual dating strategy is to confess to several girls at once and date whichever one says yes. After getting played by a jerk, Lin Danqi (not the heroine) decides to get back at them using gorgeous photos of her cousin (the heroine). Step one: Change her profile picture and post photos of her cousin on her social media feed. Step two: Join a big group chat for the athletes. Step three: Confess to them all at once, then dump whoever says yes! But... but... one of the athletes who says yes turns out to be exceptionally neat and handsome, with a short haircut, a small face, striking features, tall stature, and a great physique... Though she can't bear to do it, Lin Danqi's cousin still goes through with the plan! Yu Xueluo (Lin Danqi): Let's break up. I like someone else. Some athlete: ? Some athlete: I don't agree. Some athlete: I've fallen for you. You have to be nice to me and only me. Later... Yu Xueluo brings a guy home and introduces him: "My boyfriend." Her cousin Lin Danqi takes one look and goes, orz. It's that handsome athlete?! They actually got together?! Scene One: The athletes' dormitory. "I can't forget my ex. She's the prettiest girl I've ever met." "My ex was really pretty, too, but she dumped me." "Funny, my ex was beautiful, too. How about we compare pictures?" "Sure." They take out their pictures. Everyone: "..." Wan Ding walks by and freezes. His ex-girlfriend and theirs... are the same person. Her name is Yu Xueluo. What a heartbreaker... Scene Two: At Wan Ding's place. Yu Xiayu looks at the athlete cooking in the kitchen, then asks Yu Xueluo, who's eating watermelon with a spoon. "Sis, is Wan Ding good to you?" Yu Xueluo thinks about it, then nods. "Yeah. Other than being a bit pale for an athlete, he's actually kind of a lovable idiot. He believes everything I say." "?" Yu Xiayu's eyes widen. Since when was Wan Ding a lovable idiot? He's clearly a scheming bastard. For example, Yu Xiayu thinks of him as a buddy, but Wan Ding wants to be his brother-in-law... Seeing her little brother's doubtful expression, Yu Xueluo calls toward the kitchen, "Wan Ding! I've been too afraid to tell you, but I'm actually bisexual! I have another girlfriend!" "Crash!" A plate falls to the floor. Yu Xiayu: "..." That reaction... could he really be a lovable idiot when it comes to dating? [Note 1] The cousin is the heroine; the younger cousin is a side character. [Note 2] The hero has met the heroine before and agreed because he thought she was the one confessing to him. New novel: That Guy Is a Hopeless Romantic. Please add it to your collection! [Blurb] A boyfriend's daily list of 72 questions: Why hasn't she called me yet? Does she love me? Will she fall for another guy? Which shoes should I wear for our weekend date? My hair's getting long. Am I still handsome? What the hell... The male lead in the show Mom's watching has it so rough. Is she going to treat me like that, too? Everyday life with a hopeless romantic: Scene One: One day, Lu Xiuqi posts on his social media feed: I want to go see a movie with my girlfriend tomorrow. Which of your girlfriends is the prettiest? Any recommendations? When Qin Zimeng sees his post: "..." He's got some nerve! Just because she refused to see a movie with him, he's looking for someone else's girlfriend! Only later does Qin Zimeng learn that the post was visible to her alone. He was deliberately trying to provoke her... Scene Two: Qin Zimeng has to go on a business trip and be away from a certain hopeless romantic for five days. The hopeless romantic sends her messages every day. Lu Xiuqi: I'm sick. Lu Xiuqi: I'm seriously ill. When are you coming back to see me? Lu Xiuqi: If you don't come back soon, you'll have to meet me at the funeral home. Lu Xiuqi: I can't eat. I'm going to die... On the evening of the fourth day, Qin Zimeng rushes back, only to find him throwing a party at home with his friends... "What kind of illness do you have?!" " lovesickness." Lu Xiuqi beams. "But seeing you made me all better." She really wants to hit him... Lovesickness! Lovesickness! He gets this same illness every single time! New novel: No Enlightenment Without Madness. Please add it to your collection! [Blurb] Xiao Yi's long-awaited sixteenth birthday has arrived. It's a special day. Xiao Yi changes into cloth shoes, ties on her belt, rolls up her sleeves, and gets ready to snatch! A! Husband! All the girls gather in a giant arena, waiting for their husbands to fall from the sky. The husbands are still little, and a layer of divine membrane protects them as they fall, but there aren't many of them. Any girl who fails to snatch one will spend her life alone. A bell rings, and someone cries, "They're falling! They're falling!" She looks up. People rain down from the sky. The girls seem possessed by gods and demons. Their eyes turn red as they frantically fight to grab a man. After finally catching one, Xiao Yi is immediately pounced on by several girls. With no other choice, she presses the little guy firmly beneath her. "He's mine! Mine! No stealing!" Bloodcurdling screams ring out across the arena... The handsome little guy beneath her blinks up at Xiao Yi. His divine membrane has broken, and he's a little scared. "Mama~" A sweet, clear little voice. Xiao Yi looks down. Is this little guy calling her? "Mama~" The little guy blinks and calls again. Unable to take it anymore, Xiao Yi puts her hands on her hips and yells, "I'm not your mom! I'm your girlfriend!" The roar of the wind is so strong that the little guy's hair flutters. With the little guy on her shoulder, she leaves the arena. An old man from her clan praises her. "This boy has brows like ink paintings and a face like a peach blossom. You're lucky, Xiao Yi." Xiao Yi secretly feels delighted. Later Xiao Yi starts to regret it. Why have the male bodies in everyone else's family grown up, while hers is still so tiny? Fine, he hasn't grown. But why does he still wet the bed? Fine, he wets the bed. But why does he eat so much? He eats so much, but still doesn't grow. And he wants candied hawthorn every day. Xiao Yi is just a poor tofu seller in Wushui City. Where is she supposed to get the money to buy him candied hawthorn every day? So one skewer of candied hawthorn has to last him three days. Later still Xiao Yi gradually realizes that this guy is nothing but a... bottomless pit. She's wondering whether she should just toss him out, but changes her mind one full-moon night. That day, a demon wolf breaks into Wushui City and enters the courtyard of Xiao Yi's thatched house. She waves a woodcutting knife to try to scare it away, but it has no effect. Just as the demon wolf's powerful body lunges at her, a strong male body steps in front of her. That was the first time Xiao Yi saw his adult form. His face was like the autumn moon, his eyes like spring flowers, and his sword-like brows were handsome and full of spirit. He was so strikingly beautiful... Theme: The truth may be late, but it is never absent.