[Naruto] The Uchiha Madam's Rise to Power

In the Konoha Weekly, Uchiha Yu Xia, the Uchiha Clan's number-one simp, declared that even Madara Uchiha's farts smelled sweet.

So Uchiha Izuna, the Uchiha Clan's second-in-command, hunted her for a whole week. Big Brother Hashirama Senju was deeply moved by the whole affair.

Hashirama (before): Ah, no way. Madara would never fall for Yu Xia.

Hashirama (after): Well, look at that.

#How a simp climbs to the top#

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"[Crossover] After Being Kidnapped by a Demon, I Decided to Die"

Here's what happened: Madara Uchiha's fiancee was kidnapped by a demon.

Uchiha Izuna figured it was all the fault of those two idiots from the Senju Clan. But at least his big brother had a lead. Once they burned that clueless demon to ashes, he'd have a sister-in-law!

They absolutely couldn't let those two idiots from the Senju Clan find out.

The Senju Clan's little princess was kidnapped by a demon.

Tobirama Senju figured it was all the fault of his idiot big brother. But luckily, he'd received a letter from the princess. Once he drowned that demon in the Naka River, he'd keep his little sister somewhere safe, well away from those annoying Uchiha.

The Uchiha absolutely couldn't find out.

The sword warriors' master was kidnapped by a demon.

Heshikiri Hasebe figured it was all his fault. But luckily, as the master's attendant, he could sense where the master was. Once he cut that despicable demon, who had stolen the master while his back was turned, in half, he would properly atone to the master... and take them far away from this troubled place.

The Uchiha and Senju absolutely couldn't find out.

That guy Muzan Kibutsuji had shown himself!

The Demon Slayer Corps was fired up like never before. Rengoku Kyojuro and the other Hashira grabbed their swords and set out to settle the score with Muzan Kibutsuji. But they'd heard the Uchiha and Senju clans were looking for him too. They absolutely couldn't let those clans get to him first.

Here's what happened: Senju Saki was kidnapped by a demon.

The demon called himself Muzan Kibutsuji. He acted as if they went way back, and even seemed to want to marry her.

Senju Saki decided to run away on her wedding day. That is, until she turned around in her white wedding kimono and saw that her fiance was none other than Madara Uchiha.

The black-haired girl swallowed hard and raised a hand, trying to explain to the red-eyed Uchiha. "...It's not like that. Let me explain."

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