The professor was in a good mood as he came home from grocery shopping.
Then he opened the door and saw Voldemort in a little skirt, wildly waving his wand like a glow stick as he sang "Dala Bengba" in the living room.
Albus Dumbledore had a heart attack.
Also known as "Idol Training Plan"
A short, family-bonding, out-of-character story about Voldemort transmigrating and Dumbledore being reborn, packed with jokes.
Cover reference: @Yezhupai Yezi
Quietly hoping you'll add my upcoming story, "The Demon King Just Can't Do It"
Xiao Huang woke up in a gloomy prison with a new set of memories in her head: a virtuous young woman who'd been abducted by a demon king because of her beauty and forced to try 360 different positions on top.
Xiao Huang was scared.
But she still prepared herself to bravely sacrifice her body.
Then she saw the demon king from her memories, a sinister, obsessive, violent pervert. He walked in and shyly refused: "Yesterday was so nice, let's skip today."
The next day: "I'm a little sleepy today. Let's skip it."
The third day: "It's raining today. Let's skip it."
The fourth day: "I didn't get to eat the cook's chocolate today. Let's skip it."
The fifth day: "..."
Xiao Huang lay in a warm, soft little bed, holding the bedtime story the demon king had given her. She stared at the blue-sky-and-white-cloud mural freshly painted on the prison ceiling and fell into deep thought.
Could this demon king, who avoided going to bed every single day, be impotent?
* Both the male and female leads transmigrate
* The Demon King is still desperately coming up with excuses today
There's probably Miss Granger applauding here :)
Shouldn't this be right? Voldemort, who has a nose, is always beautiful in every stage of his appearance, isn't he? Shouldn't this be right?! Could it be that the people who were attracted were not school girls but a group of junior students???
I guess next time they can't tell which one is the real Elder Wand, hahahahahahaha
Lily: Are you lying to sei??
Well, I think the Death Eater boy band could cover the song "The King of Poems" Order of the Phoenix can dance Let them perform together at the Hogwarts Christmas party
I don't know why I remembered: Passerby A: Chinese people are so niubi! Do you want a spring breeze of reform blowing everywhere? Manual funny
Concentrated essence, beautiful! Wish it was thicker and longer!
Woohoo Tom, the second-generation devil king, has high moral standards and great ambitions, but it is a pity that he will not live forever.
Sure enough, both Muggles and wizards hate exams.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Student: Exam?! You are definitely the evil Voldemort!