Pre-release: After I Died, I Became an App
Xiao Huang wakes up in a gloomy prison with a new set of memories in her head: memories of a formerly respectable woman who was abducted by the Demon King for her beauty and forced to experience 360 different positions as the one on top.
Xiao Huang is scared, but she still steels herself for a heroic sacrifice of her chastity.
Then she sees the cruel, obsessive, violent lecherous Demon King from those memories walk in and coldly refuse: "Yesterday felt too good. Let's skip it today."
The next day: "I'm a little sleepy today. Let's skip it."
The third day: "It's raining today. Let's skip it."
The fourth day: "I didn't get any of the cook's chocolate today. Let's skip it."
The fifth day: "..." Xiao Huang lies on a warm, soft little bed, holding the bedtime reading the Demon King gave her. As she stares at the freshly painted mural of blue sky and white clouds on the prison ceiling, she falls into deep thought.
Is this Demon King, who keeps avoiding getting into bed every day, impotent?
* A full-dive online game. The male lead is a beta tester and thinks the female lead is an NPC. Both of them will return to reality and have their true identities exposed.
* The Demon King is desperately trying to come up with excuses again today.
Things to know before reading:
1. This is a brainless comedy, though hopefully not too dumb. I hope it makes everyone happy.
2. The author is the most handsome person in the whole world.
3. This novel is also known as My Boyfriend Thinks I'm an NPC.
Cover reference: @Coconut Tree Brand Coconut Juice
Woohoo, it's so healthy. Please update 8
After six legitimate sons flew out of the Phoenix Nest, they finally had a legitimate daughter. In response, the Phoenix clan leader gave instructions to the whole family: Pet! Pamper me hard! The whole family works together to pamper her! Chi Qihuang, who was just born, was quite satisfied with a nest that was loved by everyone in his family. The only drawback was that he had too many brothers who were competing for his favor! Are you Chi Qihuang from the Phoenix Nest? Hurry up and join this devil in the battle for three days and three nights! Hum, you go and ask my six brothers first if they agree to let you become gay! ——Friendly greetings from Q·Q
The text is so cute! It really has a very relaxing sweet feeling
It's sweet and cute. It's so good. I'll read a sweet article for the New Year.
When the Demon King was pretending to understand Phoenix's bird talk, didn't he already say that he would take her to buy furniture? Why did it say later in the text that "it was only then that he realized that he was going to buy her new furniture"?
Hahahahahahahahaha
It would be better to change the text to "Is this devil who avoids going to bed every day not going to be able to do it?" After all, the Phoenix girl was also forced to experience 360 postures. The devil must have been able to do it before, and he has a talent that is different from ordinary people in this matter. If you think about it this way, it seems more reasonable to do something about overindulgence after this.
My favorite theme! Expect!! By the way, I love Xie Bai Da Da?