A Cast of Goofballs

I hear there's a person in the mortal realm with boundless merit... The Little Ghost King licked his lips. He wanted to eat them.

I hear this person with boundless merit is pretty good-looking, too... The Little Ghost King rubbed his belly, figuring they'd go down nice and easy.

When he arrived in the mortal realm, he hadn't even gotten around to looking for them before they showed up at his door and took him home... The Little Ghost King followed behind, drooling.

A sweet story, with a bottom. This is a silly little Ghost King who thinks he's the top.

* He went to the mortal realm to scare people. Grr! They scared the hell out of me.

* Working at a haunted house is such a thrill. You learn all sorts of ways to scare people every day.

* Having to guard your favorite food without being able to eat it somehow feels strangely blissful.

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