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Coming soon: It's Really Hard Not to Break Character. Please add it to your favorites, mwah!

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[Several men fought over a corpse, eventually killing one another. Each suspected the others of murdering him.

Police: The deceased tripped on level ground and hit the back of his head. It was an accidental death. But none of them believed it!]

[An ancient god's tribulation of love falls upon a pig. Later, he says, "That pig was pretty tasty."]

[A man ran off with his lover during a dual cultivation ceremony. Later, the lover returned with a big belly, claiming the child belonged to his ex.]

[A defeated general was captured. The prince was about to torture him for information when the general confessed his love. In the end, the prince couldn't take it anymore and let the general go.

The prince said, "Two bottoms have no future together."]

[A man committed bigamy and married eight husbands. The court ruled that he could keep only one, but in the end he chose to be with the judge.

The man later said, "I don't want any of them."]

1. Everything above is made up. The author takes no responsibility.

2. The first world has nothing to do with any of the tags above. Its blurb is in Chapter 2.

3. The second world is the first tag.

4. We're nearing the end, so updates are a bit erratic and may come late. There may occasionally be bonus updates, but I won't stop updating. Getting that little red flower made me slack off.

5. This whole story is ridiculous and illogical, with the author completely letting loose. Feel free to roast it.

Please add my upcoming novel It's Really Hard Not to Break Character to your favorites!

Other people who get bound to a System either get a male lead System or one that comes with an unattainable first love, face-slapping, and a cannon-fodder comeback arc or something. But he was different: he got a yandere version that restricted everything he did, even controlling what he could say.

"Your... your scent smells so good. I really want to... eat you up, bit by bit." He stammered through the lines the System gave him.

The protagonist, the "bottom," smiled at him and leaned in. "Sure. Where do you want to eat me? Here? ...Here? ...Or here?" Each place his fingertip touched made him shiver. In the end, he nearly burst into tears. Trembling, he asked the System, "Why... why is he touching me?"

Fake yandere, actually timid bottom x genuine yandere protagonist, top

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