After Chen Shier smashed a Pixiu statue that was supposedly meant to protect wealth, three things happened to him.
One: He was inexplicably fired. Two: He tripped on perfectly flat ground while walking. Three: One night, he woke up to find a man lying on top of him, kissing him by force.
Furious, Chen Shier called the police, but a few days later, the kissing maniac became his neighbor.
The neighbor was ill-tempered and unpleasant. He accused Chen Shier of stealing his treasure, which could only be taken back through kissing.
To get all his treasure back, the kissing maniac tried every trick in the book. Chen Shier was forced to endure a forced kiss in an elevator, a Sleeping Beauty performance at the neighborhood community, and an embarrassing artificial respiration...
One day, three short videos went viral online in quick succession. Both main characters in each video were men.
Shocking! A domineering neighbor stages a fierce forced kiss in an elevator!
Good heavens! The Sleeping Beauty in a community celebration performance is actually a man!
Holy crap! A handsome man is drowning, and why is the person giving him CPR so good-looking...
One of the people featured in all three videos became famous overnight. When someone asked what he thought about his videos going viral, Chen Shier showed eight perfect teeth and smiled without a trace of warmth.
"Protect the statues. Start with me."
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Pi Xiu woke from his slumber to find that the hundred treasures he had collected were gone, stolen by a human. All his treasures were inside that human's belly, and the only way to get them out was through kissing.
And he could only retrieve one treasure at a time.
To get his treasures back, Pi Xiu furiously ambushed the human.
The first time, it was disgusting.
The second time, not bad.
The third time... One more time!
Reading guide
· Each kiss retrieves only one treasure. This story could also be called: I Have a Hundred Ways to Kiss.
· A poor but proud bottom X a stingy, money-grubbing Pixiu top.
· The bottom isn't human either, but a divine beast. This is a love story between two divine beasts.
Please add my upcoming modern danmei novel to your collection: "You Can't Imagine How Much Fun Rich People Have"
Tu Liu wakes up one day to find he's transmigrated into the body of a multi-multi-millionaire with a sprawling mansion and loving parents. He unlocks skills like #buy two phones and throw one away#, #spit grape skins onto the grape rug#, and #drink yogurt without licking the lid#. On a trip, egged on by his friend, he unlocks the skill #flirt with a hot older man and run... but fail to get away#.
The hot older man tracks him down and rolls up his sleeves. "Run?"
Tu Liu: "What happened to the skill that lets me run away after flirting?!"
[Sweetie, we recommend that you follow the plot to the end. Otherwise, the world will collapse, and you'll be erased too~]
Only then does Tu Liu learn that he's transmigrated into a Mary Sue novel. The hot older man isn't just some random guy, but a business emperor who controls the world's lifeblood and could bankrupt his family in minutes. And Tu Liu is the Mary Sue who's supposed to marry him.
To survive, Tu Liu decides to marry the hot older man and keep him happy. But on their wedding night, the man kicks him out of the room.
Hot older man: "You ignored me back then. Now you're the one who's out of my league!"
Tu Liu: "..."
[Sweetie, to survive, we recommend making the main character fall for you~]
Tu Liu: "I was promised love at first sight, that he wouldn't marry anyone but me, and that he'd love me until heaven and earth fell apart and the seas ran dry!"
Why isn't the story going according to the setup in the Mary Sue novel?! QAQ
Please add my upcoming historical danmei novel to your collection~
Blurb 1
As a modern rich second-generation heir who had never wanted for food or clothing, Si Yun was unhappy about transmigrating to an ancient dynasty.
As a number-one straight man in the universe, Si Yun was even more unhappy to transmigrate into the body of a man who'd been drugged and married off.
Fortunately, it was a marriage meant to bring good luck. The man he married was in poor health, and his original space hadn't disappeared. Si Yun thought... maybe, just maybe, he could make this life work.
But not long after, on their wedding night, Si Yun rubbed his aching waist, which felt like it might break, as he struggled to get out of bed. Recalling the exhaustion and hardship he'd endured the night before, he wanted to cry.
Damn it!
What a rip-off!
Weren't they supposed to say he was gravely ill?!
Blurb 2
The Feng family went off to war and came back covered in wounds and illness. Their eldest son was on the verge of death. The Fengs put on a show of helping him find a wife, then sat back and waited for Feng Heng to die so they could claim his military salary. But they waited and waited, and instead Feng Heng split from the family, went into business, recovered his health, and built a thriving life with the male wife he'd brought home.
The Feng family: "Didn't you say he was about to die?!"
Si Yun: "Sorry, my hubby just won't die!"
1. One-on-one romance, centered on the bottom. The bottom is straight, and the romance develops a little slowly.
2. An overpowered golden finger, a classic farming story: dealing with awful relatives and eventually reaching the pinnacle of life.
3. I have completed novels already, so you can trust me not to abandon this one. Daily updates~
Theme:
All My Targets Get Jealous Over Me
An Orphanage Rises from the Ground
The Tyrannical Emperor Is Reborn to Win Back His Wife
I Went Viral After Linking Up with a Haunted Escape Room App
I Got Pregnant After Falling in Love in a Dream (ABO)
The Sickly Young Master’s Bride, Wed to Bring Him Luck
A Tribulation-Surviving Master Streams His Cultivation [Interstellar]
Life in the Northern Song Dynasty for an Illiterate
I Con People in the Wilderness
The Kid I Raised Confesses to Me (Transmigrate into a Book)
Master, the Entertainment Industry Has You in Its Sights
The Interstellar Second-Generation Rich Kid [Reborn]
Randomly post other people's photos online, and then they politely ask and then start crying? And that same-sex person is true love, did you write that in your dream?
The corner of your mouth is flying to the sky, classmate Pixiu 🐶
I want to read "The Happiness of Rich People You Can't Imagine" in the text, but I can't find it on QAQ. Can anyone tell me where it is?
It feels like when the person you like is a mythical beast, right? I guess Qi Chao will be recognized as a shou later? Because he robbed Shou's jade?
Yin Chujiu, Yin Chushi, Chen Twelve, Dong Shisan? Is this the rule?
Uh, is it over now? So fast
Ouch, you are so arrogant, hahahahaha
Ah, it's a bit scary to rush around. The author pays great attention to safety.
Is same-sex love true and serious? ╯^╰Discrimination against heterosexuality╯^╰Manual dog head
The main character talks too much and says too many nasty things. Reading the article, it seems like he vented all his bad moods and bad emotions on Pi Xiu. It makes people feel irritated and annoying when they see it The setting of Pixiu is too simple, and it still has a low IQ. It's enough to just use some magic to prove it. Judging from this situation, it seems that there is a past life relationship. The protagonists are not humans and Pixiu. They may have been a couple. But the protagonist's things were robbed by an ordinary human child??!! Therefore, if the human children live a good life, the protagonist will never be unlucky.