The Sweetest One in the Immortal Realm

-1-

There are two great sects in the immortal realm:

Immortal Lord A of Sect A is charming and flirtatious, leaves admirers everywhere, and loves dressing in women's clothes.

Immortal Lord B of Sect B is an aloof beauty, pure as ice and jade, who rarely smiles.

The two Immortal Lords have disliked each other for years.

Their ways are completely different, but they share one hobby: nurturing their beloved disciples.

Then they watch the disciples fight, encouraging them to bully each other from childhood: “If he dares hit you, bite him to death! If you can't handle him, let your master do it. I'll beat him until he's crying!”

The two little dumplings nodded hard, tears in their eyes.

-2-

The two sects fought in secret and in the open for more than a decade, until one day at a martial arts tournament, their disciples accidentally tripped.

One caught the other, and they kissed.

Both Immortal Lords were stunned: “How can this be? How did this happen? So weird! ...Do it again?”

From then on, the pair, who had sworn never to speak to each other again, began quietly exchanging information and helping each other out.

Immortal Lord A: “Is your kid asleep?”

Immortal Lord B: “Not yet.”

Immortal Lord A: “Quick, come up with an excuse and bring him out so they can meet!”

Immortal Lord B: “I've got a new drawing here. Take a look...”

Immortal Lord A: “Wonderful! The more, the better!”

With the two Immortal Lords secretly nudging things along, everyone in the sects started shipping the couple, creating one great work after another.

But the two people involved stayed unmoved, making their masters so anxious they resorted to dropping hints.

The gong said with unwavering conviction: “Please rest assured, Master. Your disciple could never be into men!”

The shou nodded furiously: “I have a blood feud with the gong. I swear I'll fight him to the death!”

The two masters listened, their expressions unchanged, sadness in their eyes: “Damn, our ship sank after all. QAQ”

-3-

From childhood, the gong and shou were taught that whenever they met, they should skip the small talk and start by fighting.

They did as instructed, never expecting the fight to end up in bed.

Wrapped in the same blanket, the two schemed: “We'll date in secret. We absolutely can't let our masters find out.”

And so they enjoyed countless romantic nights under the moon, secret trysts in dark alleys, and spring waters staining the beaded curtains.

#Bonus Scene

Shou: “I hit you in front of Master today. Did it hurt?”

Gong: “Blow on it and it won't hurt.”

Shou: “Kisses and cuddles and lift me up... Master is here! QAQ”

(They scramble to straighten their clothes.)

Reader's Guide:

1. A lighthearted, sugar-sweet historical danmei romance, one-on-one, mutually doting.

2. Two couples: the masters and the disciples. Rivals become lovers, and everyone is adorable.

3. An unconventional historical danmei story. The immortal sect setting is all made up, and the writing is light and lively (though modern terms like “shipping” won't appear in the story).

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