What a Coincidence, You Became an Object Spirit Too!

A little story. (Updates whenever inspiration strikes!!!)

I planted some cat grass, but nobody told me it would actually grow cats.

Thanks for asking. I've been a spirit for 280 years, and I'm still doing manual labor.

I only just became a spirit, and I've already got a car and a house. Nothing to worry about, except my human spoils me too much. Anyway, my human's calling me to bed.

Premise: In dimensions unknown to us, new life may be taking shape.