Pick Me as Your Stand-In, I'm Such a Scumbag

Everyone who has known President He for a long time firmly believes that he has kept himself pure for thirty years because there is someone he cannot let go of.

When they learned that President He's innocence had been claimed by a young man ten years his junior, his friends couldn't help offering their heartfelt congratulations and consolation.

Friend: "Old He, don't cry. From now on, you're finally a real man!"

President He: "...?"

Friend: "I get it, I understand. Even if you sleep with him, live with him, and show off your love with him, we all know you're a devoted, good man. Your heart belongs only to your white moonlight. He's just a substitute! An insignificant substitute!"

President He: "...You really don't have to make up this kind of drama on my behalf."

Theme: Good