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Shiren is a single demon who has lived for three thousand five hundred years. A whole crowd of little demons behind him are worrying themselves sick over his happiness.
One day, a demon notices Shiren paying special attention to someone, and the entire otherworld goes wild: at long last, someone's claimed this old monster who thinks he's three and a half!
*Getting married:
"Three and a half? Wouldn't that mean I'm marrying a minor? The law says minors can't get a marriage certificate."
Shiren turns around, licks his lips, and glares fiercely. "Can we?"
The little clerk at the civil affairs bureau nods furiously, eyes shining. "Yes, yes, of course you can!"
You're finally married! This little chicken is going to laugh like a goose, hahahahaha...
*Falling in love:
"The day I met you was when my life finally began, so I'm only three and a half." Shiren gazes at him tenderly.
Duan Shuntian replies coolly, "Great-grandpa said you were three and a half two hundred years ago, too."
*At first:
"King Three-Year-Old, Li Two-Taels, Liu Egg, what exactly is your name?" Duan Shuntian closes in on Shiren, his gaze a little dangerous.
Shiren casually glances over and spots a beef noodle sign behind them. His eyes light up, and he blurts out, "I... I'm Beef Noodles!"
A poor demon who acts like an arrogant, cool, and dazzling badass on the outside but is a sweetheart underneath, as the bottom x a cold, upright, wealthy exorcist who acts instead of talking, as the top.
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"Boss, we found the young master. He's escaped marriage for the 99th time in your mecha!"
"Is he still running?"
"The young master says he'll keep running, even if he's pregnant."
"Boss, the young master also says dating isn't as fun as piloting a mecha. He told you to stop getting lost in love and focus on developing new mecha."
A sea hare spirit who thinks he's fierce but is actually adorable and only wants to pilot mecha x the world's largest mecha manufacturer.
I thought you wanted to date me, but it turns out you only want to pilot my mecha!
Currently updating: Is the Brat Rebellious Today?
Blurb: Ever since his cultivation partner was reborn as a child, Shen Xingyu has been determined to help him develop in every way: virtue, fitness, and beauty. Everything was going smoothly until they took a trip around the ghost realm. After that, everything changed.
The brat who's supposed to be developing in every way has turned rebellious!
Wen Yuan: "Who are you? What gives you the right to boss me around_____!"
Shen Xingyu: "???"
Between earning money to support the family and keep the sect running, and tearing his hair out over his cultivation partner, who still hasn't regained his memories, Shen Xingyu thinks his cultivation life is certainly rich in... hardship and danger!
My friend Qin Mobei's The Cat Plushie Who Became the Movie Star's Cat: a naturally airheaded movie star as the top x a catlike idol as the bottom. A goofy, sweet showbiz romance. Take it home if you're interested! The author's a total sweetheart.
Theme: Creating the perfect partner: decisive, capable of following through, willing to take responsibility, self-disciplined, and courteous.
When looking at it from the front, I feel that He Guan has a sense of CP.
I really want to know the angle at which Mystery's face appears. Q_Q
I am gradually dying of sourness in the sour smell of love:)
Ah! Kiss quickly, kiss quickly!!
Not very smart Yazi... HhhhhhhhhhhhhcWhat good does it do you to laugh me to death? Explain!!
Woohoo, I want to read the story about the director and He
Hahaha let others do the work, let's fall in love
Yes, you are a naughty kid who doesn't sleep well at night and looks for excitement.
He's coming, he's coming, he's going to be slapped in the face
It is indeed a special day