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That Chinese Valentine's Day, little Gu Zhige's third birthday, he accidentally knocked down the pregnant aunt next door.
In addition to a severe beating, he also gained a little girl who had the same birthday as him.
Unruly and willful, a string called "little wife" was tied to his body, and he would beat anyone who tried to cut it with scissors.
"Mom, what is a little wife?"
"My little wife is the one you have to take care of for the rest of your life."
"Then what is a lifetime?"
"A lifetime is a hundred years."
The conversation was recorded, but the person who spoke was missing...
This story that started on Chinese Valentine's Day turned into a comic. Netizens stayed below and clamored for a sequel. Later, a video of a grand wedding broke out on the Internet, making everyone cry.
On the Yongning Bridge, where the town is full of red makeup, lotuses blooming, and the years are mottled, the man looked at the girl in a fiery red wedding dress and choked up, "I have been absent for a few years as promised..."
The girl smiled, "Then, please use the rest of your life as compensation."
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There is only one thing that can make a soul whole, and that is love.
Gu Zhige never expected that when he returned to his old place, he would see a girl wiping her spiritual tablet.
What he didn't expect was that the girl who called him "Go Ge" was his long-lost soul...
Gu Zhige: My soul with 1,800 faults flickers in and out, but it only loves you. I am irritable with the whole world, but when you smile, I belong to marshmallow.
Yu Zhixi: I copy scriptures, sit in meditation, and chant scriptures not because I believe in Buddhism. I just think that if I am more pious, you will live a better life.
This is a warm and healing story about love and waiting.
You waited for me thousands of times, and I returned your tenderness thousands of times.
Small theater:
The atmosphere in the serious conference room was very tense, and the man in charge had an expressionless face.
"The report is written like this, is it all pig brains?"
"If you can't come up with a plan, just sleep in the company!"
For him, the company is the most important!
The door was suddenly pushed open, and a little head wearing a furry hat poked out, "Isn't today the Mid-Autumn Festival? Gogo, do you still have to work overtime?"
Gu Zhige's expression remained unchanged, "No, we can discuss it after the meeting. Let's adjourn the meeting!"
Everyone: "..."
#Is double standard fun? Since we are all bosses, can we not do one thing to our faces and another behind our backs? #
#We don't want fire extinguishers, we just want Mrs. Boss#
#If Boss dares to work overtime, Mrs. Boss will warn her#
1. The female protagonist is cold and cold in front of outsiders, while the male protagonist is soft, cute and dependent, as tender as water.
2. The male protagonist was sunny in the early stage, sometimes sultry, sometimes shameless, and then his personality suddenly changed, but he slapped her face like crazy in front of the female protagonist.
3. The story of a gentle and persistent little woman who conquers the violent male protagonist with her tenderness.
The next book opens: "You are so wild that I fall in love with you"
[When I say my car broke down, it means I miss you]
Chang Qing's dream is to drive the wildest car and sleep with the most manly man. Then the wildest car breaks down and she meets the most manly man.
The man slid out from under the car with pliers. Looking at the familiar face, Chang Qing was stunned.
Ji Xu's face was darkened and his tone was cold, "Madam, you're blocking me from getting the jack!"
After that, the famous musician Longai began to deceive people online under the name "Ji's Used Cars":
On one hundred and eight ways to poke a tire.
How to damage a car without leaving any trace?
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Later, in the endless wilderness, the black road stretched into the distance, and the fiery red off-road vehicle parked wantonly in the middle of the road.
He leaned forward and asked in her ear, "What? Miss me?"
Chang Qing clung to me like a fairy, "No, this time the tire really blew out."
He sneered, lowered his head, and kissed her lips...
There is no truth in this girl's mouth. Her lips are beautiful and attractive, but they are not suitable for talking, only suitable for kissing.
I once conquered this land, and now, on this land, I am willing to surrender to your red lips.
Chang Qing: I like absolute worship, or absolute freedom.
Ji Xu: I like to help you patch tires...
Small theater:
During the Qingming Festival, Chang Qing took her friends on a self-driving trip. There were endless rapeseed flowers as far as the eye could see, but no human beings in sight.
While her friend was stunned, Chang Qing placed a thick nail in front of the tire, then leaned against the car and calmly took out her cell phone amidst the sound of the tire deflating.
"Hey, Master Ji, my tire burst again. It was pierced by a nail. I don't know who threw it away with no sense of ethics..."
Friend: "!!!"
Was she blind just now?
#My tire is punctured again, my tire is punctured again, ps: Don't ask, just ask because I saw a puncture in my beautiful car#
#There are as many ways for you to call me daddy as there are ways for your car to break down#
#Sorry, I was wrong, you thought I didn't say the above:)#
#I'm greedy for your car, and I'm even more greedy for your body#
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