If You Can't Tease Me, I Lose.

A little sweet article, the pre-released article "You are so wild that I have fallen in love with you" next door, please collect it~ Copywriting of this article: On the day of the society reunion, Yu Nuan drank two glasses of beer and asked Qi Yuan to pick her up. Qi Yuan sent her to the door of his house, "Where are your keys?" Yu Nuan hugged his waist, her cheeks flushed, "Where's the key?" Qi Yuan: "... Where is your password?" Yu Nuan giggled, "Where's the home password?" Qi Yuan: "..." When Yu Xiaoxiang chased Qi Yuan, he carried out the plan by any means necessary. She pretended to be a pity and shy girl to attract his attention, pretended that her phone was out of battery and tricked him into using WeChat, and pretended to be a drunkard to break into the house... Then she used her character as a capable little cook to abduct him back to her home! Poor acting skills, willing to take the bait Then she discovered that she seemed to have kidnapped her family member! So happy, I feel like my life has reached its peak... Copywriting two: "All encounters in the world are reunions after a long absence." In Jia Baoyu's words, "I have seen this sister before." For Qi Yuan, it was Yu Nuan who simply said, "My name is Yu Nuan, warm Nuan." It seemed like he was reunited after a long absence. He seemed to have seen this little girl before. Small theater: At first, Yu Nuan asked Qi Yuan for "Mom da", but Qi Yuan just pressed her ear and said "Mom da" Yu Nuan was very angry after seducing her ears but not giving her meat to eat. Later, when she asked again, Qi Yuan picked her up and put her on the sofa, making her experience what suffocation was... Qi Yuan: "Return?" Yu Nuan raised her hand and touched Qi Yuan's waist, "Touch..." Qi Yuan: "..." Heart-warming and healing sweet article The finished cookie next door: "Plop down after teasing" and "Please make amends with the rest of your life". Please click on the column to take a look Pre-collection of "You're so wild that I've fallen in love with my heart", please collect it This is probably a sweet and funny story about someone who is crazy about poking his tires to hook up with the boss of the car dealership. Mobile beeping machine, little loli musician* sitting in her arms calmly reading machine, retired car dealer boss 1. Chang Qing's dream is to drive the wildest car and sleep with the most manly man. Then the wildest car breaks down and she meets the most manly man. The man slid out from under the car with pliers. Looking at the familiar face, Chang Qing was stunned. Ji Xu's face was darkened and his tone was cold, "Madam, you're blocking me from getting the jack!" After that, the famous musician Longai began to deceive people online under the name "Ji's Used Cars": On one hundred and eight ways to poke a tire. How to damage a car without leaving any trace? Her friends all said that she was obsessed with the man who repaired the car when they first met, but no one knew that she had a knife stained with his blood tattooed on her chest. Later, in the endless wilderness, the black road stretched into the distance, and the fiery red off-road vehicle parked wantonly in the middle of the road. He leaned over and pressed her against the hood of the car, leaning against her and asking, "What? Did you miss me?" Chang Qing clung to me like a fairy, "No, this time the tire really blew out." He sneered, lowered his head, and kissed her red lips fiercely. There is no truth in this girl's mouth. Her lips are beautiful and attractive, but they are not suitable for talking, only suitable for kissing. I once conquered this land, and now, on this land, I am willing to surrender to your red lips. Chang Qing: I like absolute worship, or absolute freedom. Ji Xu: I like to help you patch tires... Small theater: During the Qingming Festival, Chang Qing took her friends on a self-driving trip. There were endless rapeseed flowers as far as the eye could see, but no human beings in sight. While her friend was stunned, Chang Qing placed a thick nail in front of the tire and drove her sky-high-priced off-road vehicle over it calmly. Then she calmly took out her cell phone amidst the sound of the tire deflating, with an angry tone. "Hey, Master Ji, my tire burst again. It was pierced by a nail. I don't know who threw it away with no sense of ethics..." Friend: "!!!" Was she blind just now? 2. Chang Qing, known as Xiaogangpao by fans, has two major hobbies: music and off-road vehicles. Later it became narrative, music and dirt bikes. In order to get this man, she transformed into a mobile beeping machine that poked tires. "Ji Xu, my cat's nickname is Huo Hui, and my dog's nickname is Gao Gao. What do you think my nickname is?" "What?" Chang Qing raised her lips and smiled, "Call me Qinqin, you can also call me Trojan Horse." "Trojan horse?" "Yes!" Chang Qing pouted and moved closer to him, "muma~" Ji Xu: "... Speak carefully!" After Ji Xu was discharged from the army, he was devoid of desire and was able to sit comfortably with beautiful women, but in the end he fell into the hands of a little lolita with a sexy voice. The little Lolita drove an eye-catching off-road vehicle and whistled to him, "Master Ji, would you like to get in the car?" After closing the car door, he leaned forward and whispered in her ear, "Can I fuck you?" The little loli stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, "Let's go, I've opened the presidential suite!" Ji Xu: "..." Sensibility and wildness are never contradictory. This girl's wildness is not only head-turning, it also makes people's heads grow bigger. #My tire is punctured again, my tire is punctured again, ps: Don't ask, just ask because I saw a puncture in my beautiful car# #There are as many ways for your car to break down as there are for me to ask you to call me daddy# #I thought you were just a car repairman, but it turns out you have more cars than me# If you like it, collect it~ 1. The female protagonist is a student majoring in broadcasting and hosting, and the male protagonist has great exposure to comics. 2. The male protagonist was depressed for various reasons before he was sixteen. 3. The heroine is a warm little drama queen with a super sweet voice and a shameless proactive attitude. Conception: