I Just Want to Be a Nobody [The Smiling, Proud Wanderer]

Dongfang Bubai and Linghu Chong are destined to be a pair of sworn enemies who just can't stay apart. Lin Wuyou, an avid gossip who loves a good show, is happily munching on sunflower seeds as she watches the drama unfold when she suddenly realizes that all sorts of big shots are paying attention to her. Why does the atmosphere feel so strange? Is it just her, or does the Cult Leader Dongfang keep glancing her way?! No, no, I'm getting out of here. You all carry on, okay? Keep going. Hey, don't grab me by the back of my collar!!!

The Cult Leader Dongfang has been in a bad mood lately. She keeps feeling like whenever something happens, there's always someone in the crowd watching with a handful of sunflower seeds. Is the dignified leader of the Sun Moon Order really being treated like a monkey?! Hmph. You think you can run? I've got you this time...

Yue Lingshan always thinks this senior sister of hers has something wrong with her head. Why else would she keep dragging her along to watch the drama, and why does she talk nonstop like she's the only one with a mouth? Most importantly, can you stop dragging me along? Don't you know I'm your sweetheart's junior sister?! And don't try to explain. If my senior brother weren't your sweetheart, why would you keep dragging me along to watch things? And then you picked up a little nun on the road. If you weren't going to take her back with you, why did you save her? Hey, I'm talking to you! Don't drag me along. I'm not going to the abbess! I'm not going!!