The Shoujo Manga Heroine Is Slacking Off

As a mature, normal person, I often feel like the people around me think a little differently from me.

For example:

Business partner: "An investment? Sure. I can give you two billion in angel funding, on the condition that you have my child."

EXM?? Can't we keep this a purely professional investor-founder relationship???

Former boss: "You don't have to work so hard. I'll take care of everything for you. You can just relax at home and do whatever you like."

Wait? Weren't we talking about setting up a subsidiary? Why does what you're saying sound so off?

Angel investor: "You and I go way back. For a face like yours, I could even take care of your Series A!"

Get a grip, boss! You should be impressed by my potential!

...And so on. All the men around me are so hopelessly lovestruck. As a struggling entrepreneur, I'm exhausted.

A few things to know before reading:

1: The female lead is charming and the story is satisfying. She isn't a scumbag.

2: Set in Japan.

3: None of the main characters are virgins.

4: This novel is full of the author's personal opinions. The content is subjective, it's a wish-fulfillment story, and its ideas are pure fantasy. Many of the scenarios are based on thinking without studying, with logic that goes completely off the rails. The author is not an international student or Japanese. Any mistakes are due to my own limitations.

5: No unsolicited writing advice.