Humor Me More From Now On

/The main story is complete. Please add me to your collection!/ [1] At the welcome party, a shy underclassman asked Gu Shiyan, "Senior, what kind of girl do you like?" The senior replied lazily, "Pretty ones." Ruan Tian, Ji Xingyu's roommate, lit up. "My Xingyu fits the bill!" He narrowed his eyes and gave a soft snort. "Anyone but her." // Not long after Someone uploaded a photo to A University's Confession Tree Weibo account. In the photo, Ji Xingyu rested her chin on a boy's shoulder, smiling brightly as she chatted with him. Look lower... Their hands were clasped tightly together. Alumni commented one after another: The guy's back looks a lot like Gu Shiyan's. Ruan Tian: No way. If it's him, I'll livestream myself eating an insole. Half an hour later, a certain senior reposted Ruan Tian's Weibo and wrote: "Anyone but her? I'd like her even if she weren't pretty." [2] Ji Xingyu had an admirer from a wealthy family. He showed up at her classroom with a sack full of limited-edition designer bags and confessed passionately in front of everyone: "A Yu, if you'll be with me, all these Gucci, Burberry, and Chanel bags are yours." "..." After evening study, just as she reached the dormitory building, she spotted Gu Shiyan leaning against a sapling in the distance, his long legs crossed. He was expressionless and silent. A few seconds later, he raised his eyes to her. "Kid, focus on your studies. No dating." Ji Xingyu: "?" Gu Shiyan raised an eyebrow. "Whatever bag you want, however many you want, I'll buy them for you." Ji Xingyu looked at him calmly. "Senior, I should remind you that all your bank cards are frozen. I'm holding all your living expenses right now." Gu Shiyan: "..." [Little bonus scene] /When they first met/: "Gu Shiyan." "Why is this little clown dumpling so rude? Call me big brother." /At university/: "Gu Shiyan." "Tsk. Call me senior." /Later/: "Gu, " "My little empress, stop calling me. I've already given you my life. What more do you want?" *She lives in the one soft spot in his heart. Collect "The Beauty in My Heart" if you like it! Overbearing love | Regretful pursuit | Marriage before love [Suave scumbag CEO X Proud, gorgeous actress] [1] Everyone in high society knew that Xu Huainan, president of Junheng Group, was by nature indifferent, cold-blooded, and utterly heartless. Actress Yan Su had been married to him for two years. She had stripped away every thorn, only to hear him drunkenly ask, "Who is Yan Su?" When news of Yan Su and Xu Huainan's divorce got out, the socialites and actresses were overjoyed. After the divorce, she stopped using a body double for her kissing scenes. But when the man suddenly appeared on set, he pulled her into his arms. Xu Huainan brushed his thumb across her soft, delicate lips, his gaze dark. "Have you had enough?" She tilted her head slightly to look at him, not a trace of emotion on her beautiful face. A few seconds later, she gently brushed his hand away and curled her red lips into a smile. "Sir, do you know what it means to behave yourself?" [2] Online commenters all thought that without Xu Huainan, her golden goose, Yan Su would soon become a complete has-been. But not long after her comeback She joined the hottest variety show and became everyone's darling, starred in the hottest TV drama and became the most popular actress, and landed countless luxury brand endorsements, becoming a fashion darling. She was even rumored to be dating the top-tier star everyone wanted to sleep with. The people who had been proven wrong: "..." "Dating?" Xu Huainan casually tossed aside the photo in his hand and curled his lips coldly. "You're being naughty." /// "I let her fall into the depths of my heart and bloom as she pleased. Her thorns pierced my heart, and scorching blood flowed out." Xu Huainan Theme: Pursue your dreams, find love, and keep growing and changing for the person you love.