Dr. Shen, Please Get Lost

Blurb:

There's a dead fox across the hall. He stays by her side for her whole life and steals her heart.

There's a silly girl across the hall. He thinks about her all the time, but can't hit or scold her.

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Once, Shen Luzhou was so furious that he looked at Shen Ruan with a dark expression. His eyes glimmered like a night pearl submerged in the deep-sea darkness, his pitch-black pupils churning with emotion.

Shen Ruan was scared, swallowing nervously again and again.

She gazed at him anxiously, thought it over for a long time, then cautiously asked, "Can't you forgive me just this once... for saving your life? Do you remember that fourth-grade spring outing, when you fell into the reservoir and I called for help?"

Shen Luzhou lowered his eyes, his voice deep. "Right, you do remember standing on the bank like an idiot, watching me fall in and climb back out, then wailing like a banshee once people arrived."

"..." She'd been scared out of her wits, okay?

"You should also remember that I got pushed in by you, when you were as round as a ball."

Shen Ruan: "..."

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