My Goofy Boyfriend

Everyone else's boyfriend is an all-rounder, a high-IQ academic ace. My boyfriend flunks every class and has the IQ of a potato. Everyone else's boyfriend says one thing and means another, then gets adorably smitten over and over again. My boyfriend spouts cheesy pickup lines and blows so much smoke up my skirt that I'll be blackened forever. Everyone else's boyfriend is handsome and dashing, and tells the whole world, "This one's mine." My boyfriend is a slob who wraps himself around my leg and says, "I'm your dog." If I absolutely had to give my boyfriend some good qualities, I'd say he's peerless after a good wash, a stunning beauty when he shuts up, a prodigy at Taoist magic who can strike down gods and Buddhas above and wipe out evil spirits below, and incredibly eager to please me, always coming when called and taking any beating or scolding I dish out. As for everyone else's boyfriend, that's me. A silly, sweet, secretly calculating top x a show-off, affectionate academic ace who gets every advantage along the way Topudingzi Mountain Special Skills University is the country's only accredited university of Taoist arts. Here, you can study the five-element arts, incantations and talisman formations, Bagua divination, flying on swords, and alchemy. Everything impossible becomes possible here. Come on, pick up a spirit stone, awaken your talent, and become the Harry Potter of the Taoist world. Cheng Chiyu: I don't have any talent. Can I skip the entrance exam? Zhang Tianzhao: You do have talent. You're handsome, good-natured, and an academic ace~ A super-sweet, silly story. Come on in~ Warnings: 1. The top spends the whole story groveling at the bottom's feet. The bottom is sharp-tongued but soft-hearted. My new story, The Laziest Person in the Influencer World, is now underway. Visit my author page and give it a follow! At first, Wei Tian said his pipes had burst and asked to stay over for a day. Ye Xing is an extremely lazy person, too lazy to work hard, socialize, or even eat. But ever since Wei Tian moved into his home on one pretext or another, Ye Xing suddenly became famous online, and then became too lazy to care about being famous. Too many fans are a hassle. Today they want to see his paintings, tomorrow his hands, and the day after his face. He might as well pretend he can't see them. Being shipped with someone is a hassle, too. Do they know Wei Tian is really gay? Seeing all that fanfiction keeps him up at night. Even making money has become a hassle. If someone commissions a painting for tens of thousands, should he draw it or not? In the eleventh year of secretly loving Ye Xing, Wei Tian decides to make his move. He carefully enters Ye Xing's life, cherishing, doting on, and protecting him bit by bit, clearing every obstacle from his path. But Ye Xing always seems completely unmotivated, making Wei Tian fret himself sick. Wei Tian: We're so good together. Why don't we just live together from now on? Ye Xing: Sure, I guess. Wei Tian: Since we're living together, why don't we sleep together, too? Ye Xing: Sure... Wait... Huh? Mmph... Let go! An actor who turns silly when he's deeply in love, acts like a tough, brooding man with loads of style on the outside but is a lovestruck romantic on the inside x a terminally lazy artist who never leaves the house despite his heavenly looks, and has amazing skills but can't be bothered to use them Theme: