There Was a Skilled Ventriloquist in the Capital

Completed works: Reborn and Getting Prettier Every Day, I’ll Die If I Don’t Suck Up Essence, The Villainess Focuses on Her Career [Quick Transmigration] Blurb: Reborn demolition-compensation heiress * domineering, wealthy CEO The heroine is ridiculously powerful. After being reborn, she takes on the world, possesses extraordinary talent, and gets a perfect score in imitation. The tenth day after being reborn “Jiangjiang, your uncle and I are only doing this for your own good. You’re still in school and don’t have time to manage all these properties. Why don’t your uncle and I take care of them for you and invest the money? What do you think?” Yu Jiang lowered her head and silently glanced at the hand resting on the back of hers. Those bright red nails looked just like a gaping maw. “Jiangjiang, you silly girl. We’re your own uncle and aunt. We’d never hurt you. When we get back, just give me the property deeds to take home. It’s not safe for a young girl like you to carry them around.” Yu Jiang stared expressionlessly at her aunt, whose heart and eyes were filled with greed. The woman across from her felt a chill run down her spine. Then she seemed to hear someone calling, “Li Fang, Li Fang.” “J-Jiangjiang, did you hear something?” Li Fang’s hands and feet went cold with fright. Had she really just heard the dead old woman calling her? “I heard it, Auntie. Grandma’s calling you.” Yu Jiang suddenly lowered her head and grinned. Her long hair covered most of her face, making her look eerie and sinister. “Li Fang, Li Fang.” “Ah! A ghost!” Her short, piercing scream and stumbling figure drew everyone’s attention in the teahouse. After scaring the woman away, Yu Jiang leisurely finished her tea, got up, paid, and left. After she was gone, Qi Pei, concealed behind a potted plant, smiled. “This is interesting.” The thirtieth day after being reborn “Xiao Jiang, I’ll pay you ten thousand yuan a month. How about you come work for me?” The fat and greasy manager cleared his throat, pleased as he sized up the new prey he’d found. “You want to keep me?” Yu Jiang was intrigued. It was her first time encountering this sort of thing. Great, the guy in front of her had a fat head, huge ears, and nose hair practically sticking out of his nostrils. “Don’t put it that way. I know things are hard for you at home. I’m just here to help you out.” “Oh? But I’m not alone. There are a few others living inside me, too. Why don’t you keep them all as well, Manager?” Yu Jiang lowered her head, revealing an eerie smile. The manager’s eyelid twitched. Then several different voices came from the body in front of him. “My lord, I want you too. Come on, come down and keep me company.” A coquettish woman’s voice. “Haha, young fella, you’ve got good taste. You’re right up my alley.” A rough man’s voice. “Hehehe, I never thought that at my age I’d find myself a young husband. Tonight, we’ll be getting married.” An old woman’s voice. All the voices rang out at once, each one vivid and distinct. “Ah! A ghost!” The manager, terrified and dazed, trembled like a leaf as he struggled to run away. “Ugh, what an idiot.” Yu Jiang ran her fingers through her long, straight black hair, took off her uniform jacket and tossed it into the trash, then turned and left. Please add my next work to your reading list. Kisses! Please add my next work to your reading list: Unofficial Cultivation Blurb: After finally scraping together enough money for her college tuition, Meng Wei missed a step on the stairs and fell into a cultivation world. She worked hard at cultivating all the way to the brink of reaching max level and ascending. Then she opened her eyes and found herself back in the modern world. “Damn you, Heaven!” Meng Wei cried until she fainted. Feeling the portable treasure on her wrist, she realized that fortunately, her cultivation techniques and storage bag had come back with her, too. “Have you heard? That Meng family down the street got robbed. All their money was stolen.” “I say they got what they deserved. It’s karma. Look at how Meng Xiao’er lives. Sometimes I wonder if that girl is really the biological daughter of Meng Qiang and his wife...” “That poor girl.” Meng Wei, with a stack of cash hidden in her bag, passed by with a shy smile. She wasn’t poor anymore... Setting: 1. After the heroine transmigrates back, spiritual qi revival begins on Earth, and she livestreams her cultivation. 2. Everyone cultivates. Everyone I Save Wants to Marry Me: Blurb: Sexy heroine seeks escort, live now! Shen Zhi, a postdoctoral researcher in pharmacology, woke up to find she had transmigrated to an ancient world and been bound to a Chinese herbal medicine collection System called 107. Devoted to contributing to her country’s medical sciences and determined to travel the famous mountains and rivers to become the next Li Shizhen, Shen Zhi calmly accepted what had happened. She then told the System that, since she was weak, she needed some protection. The System replied: Okay! The first day of her search for medicinal herbs: “May I ask your name, young lady, and where you live? Are you married? This humble scholar would like to repay you for saving my life by offering myself to you.” Shen Zhi looked at the frail scholar in front of her, who would obviously only slow her down, and fled. System: Not satisfied with him? Shen Zhi: What’s there to like? Find someone else, you weakling! System: Okay! The tenth day of her search for medicinal herbs: System: Are you satisfied? He looks like a skilled fighter. Shen Zhi: This one’s good. He looks pretty sturdy. “Zhen Nu, hand over the Divine Mechanism Token and I’ll spare your life.” Shen Zhi: ... The twentieth day of her search for medicinal herbs: System: How about this one? He looks honest. You can bully him. Shen Zhi: Mm, not bad. Honest and simple, much more reliable than the first two. “Master, we’ve caught the Three Ghosts.” “Heh. Peel off their skin and send it over.” Shen Zhi trembled: System, an honest man? System: ... Theme: