If I Don't Absorb Human Essence, I'll Die

Completed older works: You Can See Me Growing More Beautiful Every Day After Being Reborn, There Was a Master of Patter in the Capital, and The Supporting Female Character Is All About Her Career [Quick Transmigration]. Feel free to check them out on my profile! The unserious blurb: The reborn heroine has a golden finger: she has to suck people's vitality to stay alive. The sweet, airheaded hero has a screw loose, and the flirtatious supporting male character is wickedly charming. The heroine suffers from rebirth aftereffects and can only survive by sucking people's vitality. Whenever she sucks the hero's, she has a certain unpleasant reaction. The very serious blurb: After chemotherapy for stomach cancer fails and her condition worsens, Yu Yu is reborn in her tragic childhood. She had no food or warm clothes, was abused by her uncle and aunt, and bullied by her cousin. After being reborn, Yu Yu decides to call her undercover-agent father, Old Yu, who has been missing for over ten years. He can kick her cruel uncle and punch her heartless aunt, rescue her from this hell, and then help her take good care of her stomach. Yu Yu thinks that's where the story ends, and that she'll live happily ever after in her new life. But she never imagined that after being reborn, nothing she eats has any taste! Just as she's overwhelmed with grief and has lost all hope in life, she discovers that she can actually suck people's vitality to stave off hunger!? From then on, Yu Yu is no longer the Yu Yu she used to be. She is... Nie Xiaoqian Yu Yu. Coming soon. Please add it to your wish list: "You Can't Imagine How Happy I Am After Being Reborn" Before she dies, Jiang He makes a wish: if she gets another life, she wants to become someone the whole world envies. Then she opens her eyes. Her mama's boy of a father has become a decisive, domineering CEO. Her brother-spoiling mother has become a wealthy actress famous all over the world. Her useless, cowardly older brother has become a chess prodigy. Her uncle, who lives off his parents, has become an Olympic champion, with women from all over the country fighting to bear his children. And her grandmother, who favors boys over girls, has become a shrewd old lady who treasures her granddaughters and treats her grandsons like weeds. Even more terrifying, every single one of her wildest dreams has come true! As a little girl, Jiang He wishes she could have a strawberry cake right away. The next second, one appears in her hand. "Munch, munch!" It's so good, so good, so delicious! As a young woman, Jiang He wishes for a boyfriend. The next second, a naked man with long, powerful arms, a trim waist, bold brows, and bright eyes appears in her bathtub... Feng Yu has a secret. When he was little, his strawberry cakes would vanish for no reason. When he grew up, he disappeared too. "Unofficial Cultivation" Blurb: Meng Wei paid her high school tuition by collecting recyclables and doing odd jobs. One day, she missed a step on the stairs and transmigrated to a world of cultivation. She worked hard and diligently, and just as she was about to reach the max level and ascend, she opened her eyes and found herself back in the modern world. "Heavens, you've done me wrong!" Meng Wei cried herself unconscious, then felt the portable magic treasure on her wrist. Thankfully, her cultivation techniques and storage pouch had come back with her too. "Did you hear? That Meng family up ahead got robbed. All their money was stolen." "Serves them right. It's karma. Look at how that little Meng Er lives. Sometimes I wonder if she's really the biological daughter of Meng Qiang and his wife..." "That poor girl." Meng Wei, a bundle of money hidden in her bag, walked past with a bashful smile. She wasn't pitiful anymore... Premise: 1. Spiritual qi revives on Earth, and after the heroine transmigrates back, she livestreams her cultivation online. "Everyone I Save Wants to Marry Me" Blurb: Sexy heroine, looking for an escort online. Shen Zhi, a postdoctoral researcher in pharmacology, wakes up one morning to find that she has transmigrated to an ancient world and been bound to a Chinese herbal medicine collection System called 107. Devoted to contributing to her country's medical sciences and determined to travel the famous mountains and rivers to become the next Li Shizhen, Shen Zhi readily accepts this reality. She also tells the System that her combat ability is low, so she needs some protection. The System replies: Sure! On the first day of her herb hunt, "May I ask your name and where you live? Are you married? I know I'm not much, but I'd like to repay you for saving my life by offering myself to you." Shen Zhi looks at the frail scholar before her, who clearly looks like he'd only slow her down, and runs away. The System: Not satisfied with him? Shen Zhi: Satisfied, my foot. Get me another one, you little weakling! The System: Sure! On the tenth day of her herb hunt, The System: How about him? He looks like a skilled martial artist. Shen Zhi: This one looks good. He's pretty sturdy. "Poison Slave, hand over the Divine Mechanism Token and I'll spare your life." Shen Zhi: ... On the twentieth day of her herb hunt, The System: What do you think of this one? He looks like an honest man. You can bully him. Shen Zhi: Hmm, not bad. He's simple and honest, and much more reliable than the first two. "Sect Master, we've caught the Three Ghosts." "Heh. Skin them and send them over." Shen Zhi trembles: System, an honest man? The System: ... Theme: