[New Serial: After Retirement, I Guard the Gate in an Enemy Prison [Infinite]] [Upcoming: The Little Bug]
Question: What does it feel like to wake up in your archenemy's bed after drinking yourself blackout drunk?
Ren Bei: Thanks for asking. I'm in bed, and right now it feels thrilling. Really, really thrilling!
Ren Bei had spent four years in show business without making it big. He had a secret no one knew: he could turn into a cat.
After switching careers to cat rescue, his ability to communicate with cats proved to be a golden finger, and his new career took off.
Then one day, he woke up to find himself in someone else's bed.
And that someone was none other than the hottest movie star around, his archenemy. The kind of person he hated so much that if they ran into each other on the street, he'd go home, step over a fire basin, and ward off the bad luck.
Ren Bei: Oh, wow!
Contains original worldbuilding. Show business setting is not realistic.
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● [New Serial]: After Retirement, I Guard the Gate in an Enemy Prison [Infinite] ID: 5253452
After retiring, Guo Dong, the King of Ghost Kings, found a strange job guarding a door in a bizarre underground warehouse.
The job was a little weird, but it paid fifty thousand a month and came with a funeral allowance even if he died. For the sake of his collection of limited-edition dolls, all bought on installments stretching twenty years into the future, Guo Dong promptly signed up.
On his first day, he saw a group of people secretly pushing a legendary human-skin ghost through the door. It seemed that ghost was his former pet...
The group came back the next day, this time shoving a Ghost King through. In parentheses, his former subordinate.
On the third day, Guo Dong realized the place he was guarding seemed to be a prison belonging to the enemy camp.
On the fourth day, his boss picked him for a team sent into a dungeon to fight ghosts.
Guo Dong: "...I refuse."
Chen Ran: "You'll get overtime pay."
Guo Dong: "(☆_☆) Stick it out and you get everything. Boss, mwah!"
All the ghosts: "???"
Living brides in ghost marriages, demon children, human sacrifices in abandoned villages, people flayed alive, wooden puppets...
Chen Ran had thought ordinary human Guo Dong wouldn't survive a single dungeon, but Guo Dong turned out to have an unexpectedly long life.
Chen Ran was baffled.
Until one day, he saw the rabbit Guo Dong carried everywhere suddenly go berserk, pinning a boss-level Ghost King to the ground and beating him until he lost the will to live.
Chen Ran: "???"
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Guo Dong was horrified to discover that his boss kept staring at his dolls (and trying to hide them). "They're mine!"
Chen Ran (coldly): "What's so fun about dolls?"
Later, Guo Dong discovered that Chen Ran was right. There really was something more fun than dolls in this world.
Chen Ran (rubbing his lower back): "..."
● [Upcoming, Male Lead]: The Little Bug ID: 5911254
Wen Er was a male insect disliked by female insects. He had understood that from a young age, because he was a failed male insect whose awakening had gone wrong.
Although he was a male insect, his pheromones were so faint as to be nearly undetectable because of his failed awakening. He was even a full head taller than other male insects, making him an ugly male insect.
Wen Er had long accepted that no female insect would ever like him, and prepared himself for a lonely life.
But at some point, snacks he liked began appearing in his office drawer whenever he was hungry, an umbrella would turn up on rainy days, and during Male Insect Day, he would receive a gift: the only one he got.
Wen Er's heart pounded. He wanted to find out what was going on.
He secretly hid in an office cabinet to catch the culprit, but after several days, no one came. He checked the security footage, only to find that all the cameras had mysteriously stopped working overnight.
Unable to catch the person, Wen Er finally worked up the courage during a dinner gathering to discuss the matter with his female insect superior, who had retired from the battlefield and was also disliked by male insects because of her terrifying combat record.
After he finished explaining, he noticed his superior's expression turn strange. She even started walking with a peculiar gait.
Superior Ed: It wasn't me. I don't know anything. What are you talking about?
▉ Completed novels:
My Wife Is the Enemy's General, historical danmei: a foot soldier x a great general
My Wife Is the Ghost-Faced General, historical danmei: a little accountant x a great general
My Wife Is the King Under Heaven, historical danmei: an enemy emperor x an emperor
My Wife Is the Emperor on the Throne, historical danmei: a chancellor x an emperor
My Archenemy Is Pregnant, and the Baby Is Mine, historical danmei: I got my enemy pregnant
The Villains Seem to Be Terrified of Me, historical danmei: farming and food
I Fell for the Richest Man's Wife, historical danmei: a sweet farming romance
Living Next Door to a Mary Sue [Quick Transmigration], modern danmei: Quick Transmigration
After Becoming the Movie Star's Cat, I Got Famous, modern danmei: Is my archenemy a fan of mine?
There are lots more completed novels on the author's page. Please support me~
Theme: Even the stars shine on beneath the darkness.
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Tsk tsk tsk, it looks so good. Does the author have an R on Weibo?
Woohoo, it's over! Very nice! I wish you happiness forever!
It feels like Mr. Ren is talking about me, hehehe
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it's so beautiful
I just finished it and it saved me from the literary drought. I like the author's writing style and the interaction between attack and acceptance. It's great!
Finished reading, sweet!
One person wrote in blood and begged for a sequel!
That's it??? Finished???
Finished with flowers~(≧▽≦)/~