The Rabble Always Want to Battle Their Emperor! [Quick Transmigration]

These days, being an emperor isn't easy. They get cheated on, abused, cuckolded, trampled on, and treated like cannon fodder... So much so that they refuse to take their vast reserves of imperial dragon energy with them and be reborn into a better life. Su Zhan looked at the real? real dragon emperors who had traded their dragon energy with him, swished his tail, and graciously agreed. Let's see how this sovereign coolly, handsomely, and domineeringly slaps them in the face! (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)!!! The gong (stroking his tail): Good boy~ The emperor living off his consort: I hear I have a "Consort Wan," a "Wu Zetian," and, as a bonus, an overbearing Imperial Preceptor who falls in love with me? I hear I have a white moonlight? The face-blind emperor: Hmm, let me count. I've got a dozen! The years I was a cuckold emperor: One, two, three, four, five, up the mountain to beat a tiger! The years I was an "empress": I was even forced to marry an "imperial husband" QAQ The years I was an emperor with a poisonous tongue: Draw a circle to curse you When my whole family are emperors: My grandpa, dad, mom, brothers, sisters, and I are all emperors My daughter is a super Mary Sue: But I'm not your stepping stone.\ /. When my illegitimate daughter cultivates immortality and my illegitimate son commands dragons: Hehehehehe I have an old sword and can't bear to give it up: But why is it a heavy greatsword? The years I was a foolish emperor: Spirits of heaven and earth, please don't burn me!