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[New stories coming soon: Little Wolfdog [Entertainment Industry] and The Easygoing Villain Keeps Flirting [Quick Transmigration]. Please add them to your collection. See my profile, meow.] Blurb One: Young con artist Ximen: No scanning codes, no cards, no change, no counterfeit bills. Step right up! Blurb Two: The previous and former leaders of the Qingyi Sect were determined to raise a little fairy boy as his main profession and a ghost-catching Taoist master as his side gig. After learning from past mistakes, they finally raised a well-behaved disciple who had grown up on the mountain, living simply on fresh air and dew, eating honey and fruit, and remaining pure, innocent, and clean. The former and previous sect leaders: All right, all right. Sure, we both ruined our cultivation in our twenties because we couldn't resist food and women, but at least we've raised a fine grand-disciple and disciple. He devotes himself wholeheartedly to asceticism and Taoist practice. We've done right by the sect! Well-behaved disciple: Oh, I'm finally going down the mountain! I have to try eating, drinking, visiting brothels, gambling, and smoking, one by one! And that big bad wolfdog, come here so I can pet you! Big bad wolfdog: Woof! Sect Leader Ximen: I came from the mountains, but I have no orchids, only a ghost-bashing stick. Please add my profile to your collection, and you'll hear about my new and old stories first. My completed stories: I'm Never Human [Quick Transmigration], Transmigrate to the Eastern Palace, Do You Have a Cat on the Side?!, The Tyrant [Reborn], Climbing the Path to Immortality Again, Reborn in the Apocalypse as a Scum Shou, The Little Scholar and the Great Hunter... Little fairies, come enjoy them on my profile. Meow (>^ω^