You Mustn't Be Mean to the Little Bunny

"Be mean to me and I'll eat you!"

[In the East Sea lives a beast called Hou. It resembles a rabbit, with long, pointed ears, and is barely over a foot tall. Though small, it can fight dragons and eat them after winning.]

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Ji Le slept for ten thousand years. When he woke, the world had been turned upside down and everything had changed.

The entrance to the Divine Realm had vanished. Spiritual energy in the mortal world was scarce, and even after walking more than a hundred miles from the mountain, he could barely find a demon.

The picky little Hou wandered hungry for more than ten days before finding a half-blood dragon that was just barely edible.

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When Ji Le dragged Qin Yi away, Qin Yi was in a daze after working overtime for several days straight.

Blinded by desire, the normally aloof CEO, whose whole being radiated icy disdain, meekly followed when someone took him by the hand. Only when he came to his senses did he struggle a little and ask, "Do we know each other?"

He said he didn't want to, but his eyes stayed fixed on the pretty young man's face.

Ji Le replied without answering: "I'm hungry!"

He wanted to eat a dragon!

He was just about to twist the half-blood dragon's head off when Qin Yi said slowly, "Then... how about I take you to get something to eat?"

Only later did Qin Yi realize that those words had saved his life.

So Ji Le contentedly kidnapped a dragon, and Qin Yi was forced to raise a little tyrant.

3

News of the Hou's awakening rocked the entire world of demons and ghosts.

Qin Yi went to great lengths to keep the pursuing Bureau of Supernatural Affairs at bay. To prove he was harmless, Ji Le reluctantly put on a bracelet that suppressed his magical powers.

The emergency rations had suddenly turned the tables and become his guardian.

Looking at Qin Yi's watchful gaze, Ji Le's heart pounded.

"Don't think you can control me. I won't listen to you."

Qin Yi boldly pinched his rabbit paw. "I won't bully you. We'll go back to how things were. I'll listen to you. You can go wherever you want and eat whatever you want, but I have one condition."

Ji Le was wary. "What condition?"

Qin Yi held Ji Le close and rubbed his rabbit ears with the pitiful affection of a big bad wolf. His tone was both firm and helpless. "Lele, give me a title..."

[Ancient ferocious beast, Hou baby uke disguised as a rabbit spirit]

[Desperate-survival, dragon-clan seme disguised as a domineering CEO]

- Qin Yi is the seme and Ji Le is the uke. No switching or reversing.

- Stress-relieving, everyday mischief, enemies-to-lovers.

- Sweet romance with no angst. Dive right in.

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Coming soon: Continuous Sweetness [Quick Transmigration]

Yu Youning started out as a child star and became a top-tier star thanks to his outstanding acting and handsome face. But then he was chosen by the "Sweet Romance" dating System and forced to complete missions with his nemesis, Fu Hengzhi, in fanfiction worlds.

[Story tags: Boys' Love sweet romance / taboo R-rated stories]

Pick one of the two. Sorry, there are no other options.

The System required them to date in character and generate a story to earn sweetness points.

If their sweetness score fell below 60%, the story tags would forcibly change, taking control of their bodies and immediately launching into a midnight bedroom scene: sex without feelings.

Everything they did in the story would be published in the real world as fanfiction. The resulting content would be too embarrassing to look at, and impossible to delete.

To avoid spending every night in bed together, they had no choice but to force themselves to fall in love in the fanfiction world, earn sweetness points, and keep the tags fixed on sweet romance.

After failing several missions...

Yu Youning lay flat and took the initiative. "Let's do it."

Fu Hengzhi: ...

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Yu Youning and Fu Hengzhi were, respectively, an emperor of television and an emperor of film. They were usually at each other's throats, never appearing together.

But because of the sweet romance System, they had to exchange information and talk frequently during the day.

They had no choice but to combine their work schedules, act in dramas together, shoot commercials together, and even appear on a variety show together.

The entertainment industry erupted with rumors, and everyone had a different theory about their relationship.

Until one day during filming, the show required the guests to cook a meal live on camera.

Yu Youning stared at the blackened mess in the pan and shouted irritably at Fu Hengzhi, "Husband! Come help me!"

The entire studio fell silent.

Yu Youning suddenly snapped back to his senses.

Damn, I just came out of the fanfiction scene and haven't gotten over it. I forgot to call him something else!

Fu Hengzhi calmly took the pan from his hands and gave a gentle, low laugh. "Here, your husband will help you."

Later, when fans of the couple dug up the System's fanfiction, they cried, "Oh my god! Which incredible writer wrote this?"

Yu Youning: No, this is actually something the two of us did.

[Short-tempered, puppy-like beauty uke × all-around film emperor seme]

★ Yu Youning is the uke and Fu Hengzhi is the seme. No switching or reversing.

★ An atypical entertainment-industry story, atypical Quick Transmigration, both transmigrate.

★ Fictional setting, same-sex marriage is legal.

★ Sex first, love later, sugary Mary Sue romance.

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Theme: Every element is not isolated, but is part of a unified whole in which all elements are interconnected and mutually constraining.