There are 365 days in a year and twelve months; thirty days in a month, twenty-four hours in a day, sixty minutes in an hour, and sixty seconds in a minute! How long is four years? A long time, but not so long: just forty-eight months, 1,440 days, 34,560 hours, 1,036,800 minutes, and 31,104,000 seconds! So how long is four years, one month, and twenty-two days? Forty-nine months and twenty-two days, 1,512 days, 36,288 hours, 2,177,280 minutes, and 130,636,800 seconds! And in two hours and twenty-four minutes, you and I will have been together for exactly four years, one month, and twenty-two days! Hello, my dear little pig McDull!
Is this the daily life of a writer and a best friend?