My Forensic Pathologist Is a Bottom

My name is Yan Li, and I'm the head of the Criminal Investigation Corps at the Provincial Public Security Department. As far as I'm concerned, there are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and Luo Xuan. First, let me explain the structure of our provincial department. Aside from Director Li, there are more than twenty departments, large and small: the General Office, Political Department, Party Committee, Discipline Inspection Commission, Supervision Office, Finance Division, National Security Corps, Public Order Corps, Criminal Investigation Corps, Narcotics Corps, Economic Crime Investigation Corps, Traffic Police Corps, Cybersecurity Division, Exit-Entry Administration Division, Science and Technology Division, Communications Division, and the Forensic Medicine Department, where Luo Xuan works.

Luo Xuan is the lead forensic specialist and also my closest friend. He's the provincial department's "flower on a high peak." All the female officers want to date him, earning him the resentment of most of the male officers. A few of the men are also captivated by his looks. I'm a handsome guy too, but in a society where the ideal type is a cool, domineering CEO, a refined gentleman like me can only rank second. The ones who have it worst are the honest, unassuming tough guys. Their rate of remaining single has steadily risen year after year. Director Li has been so worried about reducing the number of single people at the department that he's lost a huge handful of hair.

The reason I say Luo Xuan is a third kind of person is that, on top of being handsome, he was a child prodigy. He skipped grades all the time, and by the age of twenty-two had earned dual doctorates in forensic medicine and psychology from Cambridge. He worked abroad for two years, then returned home a year ago. Now, at twenty-five, he's in the prime of his life. And now, our story begins…

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