Don't Beg Me to Remarry You

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At twenty-two, Sheng Jiao married into a wealthy family. Only she knew that the marriage was just a sham, a contract on paper.

Her acting was so convincing that she became the poster girl for scheming villains, with scandals following her everywhere. Her humble devotion in love was repaid only with cold indifference and exploitation.

After that, she let loose and showed her true colors. Before long, she became a national sweetheart, beloved across the internet.

She slapped the divorce papers down in front of Zhong Yi. "Sign them. Now."

In the middle of a meeting, Zhong Yi pushed a bank card toward her. "Don't be ridiculous."

Sheng Jiao smirked and tossed the card aside. "I'm getting this divorce, no matter what."

Zhong Yi gave a mocking laugh. "Fine. Don't regret it." Then he signed his name.

Zhong Yi thought he was water and she was a fish, and that a fish couldn't survive without water.

She'd come crawling back within a week.

It didn't take long for him to get a taste of his own medicine.

His assistant looked at Zhong Yi, hesitating to speak. Zhong Yi asked coldly, "Who is it this time?"

"Madam isn't rumored to be involved with a director or a top-tier star anymore..."

Zhong Yi felt a little relieved, only to hear the assistant continue, "This time it's an award-winning actress. They say they're going to build a love nest together..."

Zhong Yi clutched his chest and spat blood on the spot.

At last, he couldn't sit still. It took him a long time to understand that he was the fish.

CEO Zhong Yi is the unattainable heartthrob in the eyes of society's elite: exceptionally handsome, aloof, and abstinent. No woman can catch his eye.

One day, a reporter caught him holding a beautiful woman with a bewitching figure, snow-white skin, and red lips in his arms.

The next day, photos of them together swept across the internet. When everyone recognized the beauty as the "Venomous Beauty" Sheng Jiao, they were left utterly stunned.

Socialites: "You fox spirit! Let go of our CEO in three seconds!"

Netizens: "She's clout-chasing a big shot. Sheng Jiao is done for."

Sheng Jiao slowly typed a few words on Weibo: "The ground was slippery. I lost my footing. We barely know each other."

Everyone thought Sheng Jiao had some nerve. It was clearly a malicious publicity stunt, and they began attacking and cursing her.

No one expected Zhong Yi, who never used Weibo, to reply instantly: "I took the photo. I was the one holding her."

He attached their wedding photos.

Everyone: "???"

Soon, Sheng Jiao posted too: "He's just my ex-husband," along with a photo of their divorce certificate.

Everyone: "!!!"

Cold, abstinent, domineering CEO VS glamorous, take-charge actress

The wife-chasing crematorium.

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1. Guan Yeye is a funeral cosmetologist. Because of her work, one blind date after another runs away in fright. Her parents give her a month to find someone, or she'll have to change jobs.

The day before the deadline, she finds a pretty boy outside a construction site. With his misty fox eyes, he's sweet and handsome. Guan Yeye, being kindhearted, tricks him into meeting her parents and pretending to be her boyfriend.

The pretty boy is sweet-tongued and attentive, and quickly wins over Guan Yeye's parents. In less than three weeks, they get their marriage certificate.

On their wedding night, Guan Yeye lifts the pretty boy's chin and says tenderly, "Be good. I'll be gentle."

The next morning, the pretty boy has vanished. Guan Yeye sighs: "Even a dog is more reliable than a man."

A month later, she takes her marriage certificate to the best divorce lawyer in town to end the marriage.

The moment she walks in, she meets a pair of fox eyes.

A bespoke suit, a polished and distant demeanor, and gold-rimmed glasses in front of those fox eyes. He can't possibly be her pretty boy. She tosses the marriage certificate to the lawyer. "He and I were just playing along. I want a divorce, right now."

As soon as the words leave her mouth, a figure cages her in her chair. Yan Chen adjusts his glasses, his low voice falling over her. "Ms. Guan, I hear you want a divorce from me? You were just playing along?"

Guan Yeye: "!!!"

Help! I thought the pretty boy I'd picked up was a construction worker, but he's a top lawyer!

Help! How do I get out of a divorce consultation with my divorce lawyer in one piece?

2. Divorce lawyer Yan Chen has maintained a perfect record since entering the profession. With a face that could topple empires, he has so many admirers chasing him that they could pack his entire law firm.

But he's against marriage and says he'll never marry, not even on his deathbed.

After an accident, Yan Chen disappears for nearly a month. Someone tries to seize the opportunity to ask what happened during that time.

Yan Chen narrows his fox eyes, his voice tinged with lingering satisfaction. "Nothing much. I just got married."

His admirers: "..."

Gentle on the outside, strong within funeral cosmetologist VS sharp-tongued, scheming top lawyer

A marriage that starts first and falls in love later, with love growing deeper by the day.

Coming soon: "I Ran Away After Flirting With the Wrong Person." Be sensible and add it to your collection, don't make me get on my knees and beg you.

Ruan Zhizhi was born into a family of Peking Opera performers. Her parents died when she was young, and she learned opera from her grandfather from childhood. Singing, reciting, acting, and acrobatics: she mastered them all.

Before he died, her grandfather handed the opera troupe over to her and passed away. The next day, the troupe's performers blocked her at the door, demanding their wages. She looked at the negative balance in the ledger and reassured them: "Don't panic, everyone. I'll ask my fiance to help raise the money."

While she was still in the womb, her grandfather and an old friend had gotten drunk and arranged a betrothal for their unborn grandchildren.

Her grandfather had told her that her fiance's family was now the richest in the capital. She packed her bags and set off for the capital that very night to meet her future family.

Only after arriving did she remember that she knew nothing about her fiance's family, except that their surname was Yan.

She asked around. The capital's richest family was indeed surnamed Yan. They had only one son in each generation, and just one heir. She bought a financial magazine and gazed at the breathtakingly handsome, almost demonic face with dazzled eyes.

That very night, she arranged a chance encounter by lying beneath the wheels of his luxury car.

She looked up at the man's devilishly handsome face and wrapped her arms around his long legs. "Do you remember Ruan Zhizhi, from the foot of Wanshan?"

The man's bewitching peach-blossom eyes narrowed with amusement. "You mean that chubby little ball who looked like a rice dumpling when she was a kid?"

Ruan Zhizhi clung to his leg and nodded tearfully: she wasn't clinging to a leg, she was clinging to money.

The revival of the opera troupe was just around the corner!

Ruan Zhizhi started acting sweet, playing cute, and shamelessly pursuing him. After months of effort, she won over his whole family, including the dog. But the devilishly handsome man still remained lukewarm.

With no other options, she had only one move left: make the deed a fait accompli. That night, she walked into his bedroom wearing a wedding dress. The next morning, he propped himself up on one long arm, his peach-blossom eyes alluring. "I forgot to tell you. The person you're looking for is surnamed Yan, with a different character. He lives next door to my family."

Ruan Zhizhi: "..." This Yan is not that Yan. The Chinese language really is profound and full of wonder!

Damn it, what do I do after putting everything into pursuing the wrong man?

That night, Ruan Zhizhi ran away.

Yan Sheng leaned against the doorway, lazily lifting his peach-blossom eyes. "Since you came to me yourself, I'm not giving you back."

A woman pursues a man, pursues the wrong one, and ends up aboard a pirate ship with no way off.

Peking Opera warrior-role actress heroine VS devilishly handsome CEO

Extra sweet, extra sweet!

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"The Misery Novel Heroine's Lucky Everyday Life"

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Theme: You have to kneel and make amends for the mess you made yourself.