Bai Xiu is a member of the Silver Rabbit clan in the interstellar era. He is fluffy, chubby, and all white.
As a result, he ate the wrong thing and woke up in a completely unfamiliar world.
There are so many rules in this world that he is not allowed to turn into a rabbit.
Bai Xiu had no choice but to hide his ears aggrievedly and try to be a good newcomer of the era, dealing with all kinds of people every day.
Jade Emperor: "There will be a banquet in heaven tomorrow. Come over and support the party."
Bai Xiu put away his bunny ears and said honestly: "Okay."
Seventh Fairy: "Oh, sister, I recently got a new dress knitted by the Weaver Girl. It's very beautiful. Do you want to try it on?"
Bai Xiu blushed and said embarrassedly: "But, I don't like wearing skirts..."
Marshal Tianpeng: "Here, I'll give you a rose. Do you like it?"
Bai Xiu shrugged his nose in confusion: "I like to eat grass... Can I eat roses too?"
Jade Emperor & Seven Fairies & Marshal Tianpeng: ... This Chang'e is a bit silly and cute, what's going on?
——This is a story about a silly rabbit dressed as Chang'e, afraid of being exposed every day, and hiding his little ears.
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Everyone thought that Yang Jian, the most handsome man in the world and the most powerful Erlang Shenjun in the world, was a fighting machine with no smiles and no emotions. Until one day, someone revealed the secret he had hidden late at night.
Erlang Shen during the day: Guarding the three religions, upholding integrity and discipline, disowning relatives, no one messes with me;
Erlang God at night: pet the rabbit, feed the rabbit, give the rabbit a bath, the rabbit is so cute, Ah Wei is dead;
Others said to Erlang Shen: Hello, Shangshen, please say hello to Shangshen. Shangshen had nothing to do and left.
A certain rabbit said to Erlangshen: Your hands are not clean, you have to wash them before you fuck me.
——This is also a story about Erlang Shenjun secretly hiding a rabbit behind the back of the whole world, and finally the character collapsed and was despised (jealous) by everyone.
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1. Chang'e in this article is male, the main subject;
2. This article contains many private settings;
3. Cp: Bai Xiu (Chang'e) x Yang Jian, they are serious and cute without knowing it. They look cold on the outside but are deeply controlling and aggressive.
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Pre-received articles for collection: "The Evil Dragon is Three and a Half Years Old"
Wen Renguang knew that he was an egg, and he was an egg that would definitely become the true dragon emperor.
After being warmed in the dragon egg for three hundred years, the eggshell finally cracked and Wen Renguang came out dragging his wet and soft tail.
"Ah!" The little tail was so itchy that he sneezed. He covered his little tail and said fiercely to Manchao Wenwu who was waiting to deliver him: "What are you looking at? Bring me my dragon tail robe!"
The entire Tianshun Dynasty was boiling.
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, they finally have the descendants of the dragon! Happy celebration!
Wen Renguang rolled his eyes in disgust and sat on the throne with an expressionless expression, holding his little tail.
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With the dragon eggs, the Tianshun Dynasty finally no longer has to be bullied by foreigners.
Facing the neighboring countries whose troops were pressing down on the border and watching eagerly, the Prime Minister said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, the moment of Tianshun's comeback has finally come."
The evil dragon doll on the throne snorted, and the Prime Minister became ambitious.
He just didn't expect it, why was this "comeback" different from what he thought?
The Prime Minister looked at the complicated equation drawing in his hand and was a little confused.
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Later, it turned out that Wen Renguang was indeed the real "descendant of the dragon" and led the Tianshun Dynasty to create a glorious and great history.
But unfortunately, this "descendant of the dragon" is just a little difficult to maintain.
Well, just a little bit.
——The historian who was pointed at by Wen Renguang cried and cried.
This is a story about a little evil dragon carrying a book from heaven to build infrastructure in ancient times. It's so cute. Please collect it~
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