[Zhan Zhao] Kaifeng Has a Ghost-Seeking Swordsman

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Blurb:

Lin Guhua is a fake Taoist, but she's so good at catching ghosts and exorcising demons that she's worth ten people. Everyone who's met her says so!

Zhan Zhao is a low-paid imperial official. He's handsome and healthy, the stuff of countless women's dreams.

One day, the two of them get married

Lin Guhua: "Lord Zhan, I can earn money to support our family, and I can catch ghosts and exorcise demons. What can you do?"

Zhan Zhao, halfway through taking off his clothes, silently puts them back on. "I can love you."

Lin Guhua: "Where did you learn that kind of dirty talk? Confess!"

Zhan Zhao, aggrieved: "...Brother Bai."

The male lead falls for the heroine at first sight because of her hair. I think only someone as fresh and unconventional as Lord Zhan could pull that off... But what happens when Lin Guhua loses her hair one day

Lin Guhua: "Stop rubbing my head..."

Zhan Zhao: "It's so smooth and soft. How can you expect me to stop?"

In short: Lord Zhan's love for Hua'er is the real thing!

[Journey to the West fanfic blurb]

Bai Mian is a transmigrator who has a ridiculously powerful golden finger.

She never ages or dies, and can't be injured or destroyed. Even the supreme deity of the celestial realm can't compare to her!

But!

Why is the Sun Wukong in front of her so damn handsome, and why does he have bizarre male-lead special effects?

Wasn't he supposed to have a thunder-god's mouth and a hideous, hairy face?

This has to be a fake Journey to the West!

She wants a refund. She wants to transmigrate again!

Later, she really does discover just how absurd the Journey to the West she's transmigrated into is

A fox spirit who inexplicably claims to be the heroine, a pretty-faced Tang Monk with a freaking "Jack Sue" aura, a Bajie who loves pink piggies more than beautiful women, and a heavenly child who breaks taboos by farting and pooping... and so much more. Everything is unbelievable, fantastical, and mind-bending.

Bai Mian thought that after ignorantly causing trouble in Heaven with a certain mischievous monkey when they were young, they would part ways and go their separate ways. But then she got duped again by that old geezer Tathagata and made to play a substitute role: an amateur who blocks the road on the pilgrimage to the West

Bai Mian: "Stop! I made this road and planted these trees. If you want to pass, leave the Tang Monk's flesh behind!"

Mischievous Monkey: "Take a break. I recognized you."

Bai Mian: "..." Hey, hey, Buddha, this monkey isn't following the script! Help!

Bai Mian: "Oh my god, I have to go back to the kitchen and cook. I'm done with this!"

The mischievous monkey grabs her.

"If you're going back, then go back to Flower-Fruit Mountain. You're going the wrong way."

Content warnings:

1. The heroine transmigrates. She's amazing at catching ghosts and exorcising demons, but she can't do martial arts or exorcise monsters. (P.S. In situations like this, isn't there always a ghost around to take the hits?)

2. Zhan Zhao is a fur-petting expert.

3. There is a second male lead, but he's not melodramatic. He dares to love and to let go, and is very carefree.

4. There are some mild BL elements, but they don't involve the main characters, and definitely not Bai Yutang! (Though I feel like Bai Yutang would be a tsundere bottom.)

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