The Heroine on Mr. Su's Hard Drive

The story is complete. The pre-release novel, Mr. Gu of the Tsundere Zodiac Sign, launches on April 12.

On her first day after moving, Tang Feining ran into a pervert. There was filming equipment, liquor, needles, and a strong demonic vibe throughout the whole apartment!

At two in the morning, she called the police. “Officer, there's someone making an adult film here. Hurry up and arrest him!”

Su Yan, an audio engineer with tens of millions of followers, had drunk himself into a stupor the night before. After being made to wear a prison uniform, he woke up in the detention center and grumbled groggily, “You guys took me to a hotel and couldn't even get me a private room?”

The officer sternly scolded him. “Confess and you'll be treated leniently. Resist and you'll be dealt with harshly.”

Later, the man had Tang Feining pinned on the sofa. He kissed his way down from her forehead, finally reaching her earlobe, and murmured huskily and suggestively, “Didn't you think I was making an adult film?”

He put his phone in her hand and raised an eyebrow. “I'll show you how it's done!”

Tang Feining got herself into trouble, and from then on, she became his...

Note: Light, funny, goofy style. No logic, fictional setting, and not realistic. Readers who mind, please don't read!!!

Important, repeated three times: If you mind, don't read. If you mind, don't read. If you mind, don't read!!!

I'm a little nobody with fewer than 1,400 followers, and some lunatic is harassing me with negative reviews. Disgusting. I'll say it again: readers who mind, please don't read.

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Coming soon:

1. Mr. Gu of the Tsundere Zodiac Sign

This is a story about getting hooked on kissing someone and constantly wanting more after your first kiss.

After kissing Yan Zixin, a minor actress, Gu Mincheng found he couldn't get enough. He changed tactics. “Be mine, and I'll make you the female lead right away.”

Yan Zixin gave him a coquettish smile. “How much is the female lead worth?”

Gu Mincheng: “She should get at least a hundred million in pay, right?”

Yan Zixin tossed him a bank card. “Let your son take my last name, and I'll give you two hundred million!”

The girl wasn't short on money. Gu Mincheng fell silent for a few seconds, then bit her ear and murmured seductively, “I don't have a son. How about you have one for me?”

2. Big Brother Will Take You Home Tonight

When Shen Siyan was in high school, she confessed to a boy. He rejected her without a word and didn't even reply.

Many years later, that poor student had become the CEO of a publicly listed company, while Shen Siyan's family had fallen on hard times and she'd become a wage worker.

They ran into each other by chance on her first day at work.

Shen Siyan pretended not to know him, and he didn't even look at her.

But after work, someone cornered her in the parking lot.

“I never answered when you confessed to me back then. Do you want to hear my answer now?”

Shen Siyan covered her ears. Who wanted to hear an answer from ten years ago?

The man grabbed her wrist, moved her fingers aside, and whispered right next to her ear, “Now, I say yes.”

Shen Siyan gave him a mocking smile. “Too bad. I'm way out of your league!”

Chen Ye pinched his chin and pretended to think. “I heard someone hasn't been home for a month because a debt collector is after her...”

Shen Siyan: “...” How did he know?

Men really are all pigs!

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