Smooch~ An Extra-Spicy Narcissus Simulator

Qin Zong was on vacation, and had deliberately picked an unremarkable world with a touch of mystery. He even brought along his favorite simulator golden finger.

But on his very first day after transmigrating, everything went wrong from the start.

The simulator had a bug. It hadn't finished simulating the plot, and the person being simulated had already been sent out. To make matters worse, the person was a bit dim.

Just as he was wondering what to do, the simulation suddenly began.

[You started a simulation.

You were selfish and cold, and decided to let the plot run its course and let "yourself" die.

"You" died.

You knew nothing about it.

Simulation ended.

You obtained a new trait:

Guess you must be blind.]

Only then did Qin Zong, stuck with a useless trait, realize that he shared a health bar with this newly generated version of himself. He flew into a rage!

Before he could say a word, that dimwit tilted his head and stared at the trait above Qin Zong's head, looking curious and innocent.

It seemed like a silent taunt.

Qin Zong: Damn it! He wasn't about to give up.

Again!

[You started another simulation.

You were extremely unwilling to accept this, so you decided to teach and protect him at close range.

You trained a top-tier star.

You were happy, and "you" were happy too.

At the awards ceremony, "you" blew you a kiss.

The next day, "you" were killed.

You suspected an obsessive fan who hated everyone else.

Simulation ended.

You obtained a new trait:

Desperate Agent]

…

[You started a simulation.

You...

Another "you" was killed.

You obtained a new trait:

…]

Already worn down by all the different traits, Qin Zong looked helplessly at the dimwit beside him. "Can you get it together or not?"

The dimwit stared curiously and innocently at the results screen above Qin Zong's head and copied it. "Mwah."

Qin Zong: "Aaaaaah! I refuse to believe it! Again!"

Reading guide:

The protagonist is the bottom in this selfcest story. The dimwit top is the most amazing (adorable?) one! Mwah!

Theme: Meeting another version of yourself in a parallel world, then starting a happy life