Trouble-Magnet Physique

▲▲ ATTENTION: This is the author's first novel, and the writing is terrible. Don't read it. ▲▲ Western fantasy setting. Charming, handsome, warm-hearted, universally adored top x fair-skinned, beautiful, romance-obsessed bottom Niu Lai is a reclusive scientist who accidentally hurts the fragile heart of someone who has a crush on him. That person kills him in retaliation, and he ends up on a new planet. It's a world of magic, where dragons, merfolk, the undead, and humans coexist, though not very amicably. All of this shatters Niu Lai's materialist worldview as a scientist. But apparently, having his worldview shattered isn't enough. Later, his chastity is also in grave danger. Weibo: @Nan Chao Qiu Yu Blurb: When they first meet, the designer says he wants to keep the celebrity. He sends fragrant flowers every day, lets him drive luxury cars daily, offers him his pick of high-quality scripts, and even makes his clothes by hand. His passionate pursuit makes all the gossip-loving onlookers envious. But the celebrity remains unmoved, looking down on all these worldly possessions. Unfortunately, This steadfast resolve doesn't last long, and the celebrity soon falls for him. Just when he's about to accept the designer's advances, the other man switches targets and publicly declares that he and the celebrity have absolutely nothing to do with each other. The celebrity: ??? The celebrity: Tell me, what kind of washboard do you want to kneel on? The designer: Do I really have to kneel? My knees will hurt~~ The celebrity: What? A durian? You want to kneel on a durian? The designer: ... Flirtatious, carefree, and clingy designer on the receiving end VS celebrity on the giving end (seemingly aloof, loves overthinking) PS: 1. Includes forum posts. Skip them if you don't like them; they don't affect the plot. 2. The logic is melodramatic, so don't overthink it. Next novel: Ordinary, With a Fortune Blurb: #Shocking! Third-tier male celebrity seduces movie emperor!# #Movie emperor's doting-husband image shattered, turns out he's a scumbag!# Picture attached The internet erupts. While feeling sorry for the movie emperor's original partner, everyone sharpens their knives against the third-tier celebrity, firmly opposing this improper relationship involving abuse of power. The haters dig at lightning speed, but the revelations are nothing like what everyone expected. Netizen 1: That celebrity's house is bigger than my university?! Netizen 2: Holy crap! His biological brother is a business tycoon?! His family has been rich for generations?! Netizen 3: He... has a boyfriend?! Holy crap, he's loaded! So the movie emperor couldn't get him and made the whole thing up himself? Reporter interviews the third-tier celebrity: So you're already this rich, and you still entered the entertainment industry to chase your dreams. Is it purely a hobby? The third-tier celebrity shakes his head and smiles. "I just wanted to share the joys of being rich with you losers... ahem! Ordinary (poor) people." Hot-tempered, jealous tycoon on the giving end [Cold laugh.jpg]: Come back and try to steal him from me when you can earn ten billion just like that! PS: 1. The characters aren't based on real people. 2. Just read for fun. As long as you're happy, that's all that matters. Please don't make personal attacks. Recommendations: My friend's completed novel, Mr. Le Will Never Leave the Music Scene, by Sen Yao Qi A lovable, soft, cute bottom who is stunningly beautiful, an incredible actor, tone-deaf and off-key but still wants to sing, and knows how to flirt and act cute A sharp-tongued, insincere, tsundere top at first, then a bootlicking, fiercely protective god of music who dotes on the bottom [Enemies become lovers, face-slapping, and sweet mutual pampering] My friend's completed novel, Even Evil Spirits Fear My Bugs No romance, plot-focused, modern supernatural mystery #Even evil spirits fear my bugs# #Still completely calm even after dying# Both are really good! My dear readers can go check them out. Theme: