The Movie Emperor's Former Cannon-Fodder Husband Refuses to Do His Job

--- They don't get along at first, then comes the regret and pursuit / the seme chases the receiver / feel-good story / sweet / fictional setting, no real-life inspiration Transmigrating into the role of the male lead's cannon-fodder ex-husband, Luo Xu opens his eyes right in the middle of a divorce. The original Luo Xu has just finished tearfully professing his deep love for the male lead, Lu Kanyan. Lu Kanyan says impatiently, "You can have the car and the house, and I'll give you another fifty million. Let's get divorced." Luo Xu wipes away his tears and answers without hesitation, "Divorce! Let's do it! Transfer the money or write me a check? When are you transferring the car and house?" Lu Kanyan: ??? A few months later, the divorced couple meet again on a reality show. Neither is happy to see the other, yet a huge number of CP fans show up to gush about how sweet they are every day. The CP fans make a huge splash and stir up a storm. At first: Lu Kanyan: "Don't make things up. We're not close, and there's no fluff to be had." Luo Xu: "Senior Lu is right." Later: Lu Kanyan: "My Luoluo is so sweet and well-behaved~" Luo Xu: "Get lost. Who the hell is yours?" - Lu Kanyan: "We can get remarried after a divorce." Luo Xu: "There's no need to dig up a grave after someone has been buried." - A spark meets a fuse, and the heat explodes. Cola, roses, chocolate, sweet treats wrapped in romance. - Chocolate lover / single-player game addict / refined scoundrel / A-list actor seme vs. chocolate-and-cola-loving sugar fiend / well-behaved on the surface, secretly devious / rising actor receiver - Two upcoming stories below, please add them to your reading lists Upcoming 1: "The Healing Beauty's Escape Guide [Interstellar]" Blurb: Ming Zhi is a pitiful child hated by both his parents. Branded weak and sickly and in need of rest, he's locked away in a little tower where sunlight can barely reach, and stays there for over a decade. He's not released until he turns twenty, and before he's even had time to enjoy the sun, he's shoved in front of a man in a wheelchair. That man is Qi Fujing, the Empire's God of War and marshal, renowned for his many achievements and victories. He was once the most sought-after bachelor in all the Interstellar, until he was gravely injured in a great battle. Not only has he been confined to a wheelchair ever since, he also suffers from mental instability, and no one dares approach him. To show Qi Fujing that the emperor still respects him as much as ever, the emperor issues an edict to the Ming family, a family known for producing healers, ordering them to send someone to look after Qi Fujing. The Ming family dares not defy the emperor, but they also don't want to sacrifice one of their capable children for a marshal with no future. So they think of Ming Zhi, locked away in a little tower in a remote corner of the estate. Ming Zhi is considered a useless person by the entire family. He's frail and inarticulate, and unlike the other Ming children, he wasn't born with healing powers. When he was five, he nearly killed the family's most promising eldest son. After being locked in the tower for over a decade, he's practically forgotten how to walk. A useless person like Ming Zhi is a perfect match for the violent, crippled Qi Fujing. - Qi Fujing sits in his wheelchair, his face grim and his expression cold, with what seems like uncontrollable mental energy constantly swirling around him. Everyone expects the child from the Ming family to fear him, and Qi Fujing thinks so too. Ming Zhi is pale and frail, frightened by even the slightest disturbance. Qi Fujing really likes watching him cry. But Ming Zhi isn't afraid of Qi Fujing at all. On the contrary, he feels sorry for this man, who often loses control because of his mental instability... the former god of the entire Empire. During the years he was locked in the tower, Ming Zhi's only way to learn about the outside world was through a broken old radio. He heard countless tales of the legendary battles Qi Fujing had won, and often wondered what the God of War and marshal looked like. The God of War doesn't have three heads and six arms, but his stern face is commanding and handsome... The first time they meet, Ming Zhi thinks that before he leaves, he must heal Qi Fujing. A good person like him shouldn't have to suffer this way. Ming Zhi knows he's no failure. He has a level of healing talent that the entire Ming family covets. - Half a year later, the whole Interstellar is in shock: [The Empire's god! Qi Fujing is standing again! He's no longer in a wheelchair, and his mental instability is cured!] [Holy crap, is the Ming family's healing power really that strong? I heard the one they sent to Marshal Qi was the most useless member of the family.] In less than half a day, everyone in the Interstellar knows that Marshal Qi Fujing has recovered and is offering a huge reward across the internet to find someone: the Ming Zhi who used to stay by his side has run away! Later, a barren planet covered in poisonous mist suddenly clears up, and in no time it's teeming with life. Hey, that gorgeous beauty picking mushrooms on the barren planet looks just like Ming Zhi, the one the marshal has been searching for! - Upcoming 2: "After the Cannon-Fodder from a Beloved-by-All Novel Joins a Dating Show with an Award-Winning Actor" Blurb: Jiang Lai transmigrates into a beloved-by-all novel. The receiver, the protagonist, is doted on by his adoptive parents and childhood friend as he grows up. Later, his wealthy biological parents find him, and everyone around him loves and spoils him. But Jiang Lai transmigrates into nothing more than a cannon-fodder villain. In the original story, he relentlessly targets the protagonist and eventually jumps off a building, meeting a tragic end. When Jiang Lai arrives in the book, the original Jiang Lai has just drunk a whole glass of spiked liquor. The drug takes effect, so Jiang Lai has no choice but to drag the passing award-winning actor Qin Yanyu into a night of passion. The spiked liquor was stolen from the protagonist, and Qin Yanyu, who has the antidote, is the protagonist's biological uncle. Once the protagonist returns to his biological family, Qin Yanyu will also be one of the people doting on him. Jiang Lai: ... As it happens, Qin Yanyu is exactly his type. Jiang Lai simply agrees to keep sneaking around with him, figuring they can say goodbye when he gets bored. After all, once the protagonist returns to his family, Qin Yanyu will leave on his own even if Jiang Lai doesn't say anything. - But not long afterward, an accident leads to a rumor spreading across the internet: award-winning actor Qin Yanyu hates a young actor named Jiang Lai. So when everyone learns that Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai are going to appear on the same dating show, they all wait for the drama. With Actor Qin's temperament, Jiang Lai is in for trouble! And sure enough, once the show starts: Jiang Lai loses out on a bed and has to share a room with Qin Yanyu, sleeping on the floor until his back hurts; Jiang Lai can't afford mosquito repellent, so a mosquito bites his neck and leaves a huge welt; He gets into a fight with Qin Yanyu when no one's watching, only to smack his lip and end up in a miserable state... The internet watches gleefully, enjoying the spectacle. Then they realize: Turns out I'm the clown.jpg This is the most blind batch of netizens I've ever seen ╭(╯^╰)╮ During the dating show, most netizens insist Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai don't get along. Until one day, an accident during a livestream reveals the two of them kissing while hiding from the cameras... Although Qin Yanyu and Jiang Lai explain, "It was a drunken accident. We really don't get along!" The netizens say, "I've suddenly regained my sight. It'd be rude to stay blind now.jpg" Seeing this, Qin Yanyu privately asks Jiang Lai, "How about we stop pretending and make it official?" Jiang Lai: "...Is it possible we're not actually dating?" Qin Yanyu: "Oh." (Going crazy on the spot.jpg) Jiang Lai: "So, I've been in a relationship without even knowing when it started?" - Several months later, the protagonist returns to his biological family. For a while afterward, Qin Yanyu becomes increasingly elusive. Jiang Lai is calm: "He must be busy following the beloved-by-all plot." So when they meet again, Jiang Lai politely asks, "Should we break up?" Qin Yanyu, with a ring in his pocket, looks utterly confused. "I only did it twice last night because I was worried you wouldn't be able to handle more today. It's not because I can't keep up. Is that why you want to break up with me?" Jiang Lai: ... An influencer and netizens happen to be passing by and livestreaming: !!! - Theme: