The Mountain God Comes to Farm

[Blurb] Also known as "I Conquered All the Gods with My Cooking." Nan Xun picked up a god on the road, a handsome man in a red robe who couldn't even pay a ten-yuan fare. Nan Xun's sympathy was just about to kick in when she noticed the god's Qiankun pouch was the latest Hermes, and his phone was an iPhone Plus... And that's not all. The fish he keeps are spirits, and the crabs jump into the pot by themselves. Nan Xun rolls up her sleeves and heads into the kitchen, opening up a whole new world for the gods. At last, they don't have to scrape by on takeout anymore! Fu Yan: "Will you be with me?" Nan Xun smiles sweetly. "Couldn't be happier." The big shot is feeling pleased with himself when he hears her next sentence: "With you around, those ghosts and monsters won't dare bother me!" Currently serializing next door: [Blurb, Version N] Super A doctor seme x easygoing botanist uke Also known as "I'm Having Such a Hard Time" and "This World Keeps Trying to Cheat on Me" Earthquakes, torrential rain, smog, tsunamis, floods, and mudslides. Ji Heng is studying the new world when his stomach reminds him: He's hungry! He needs food! Ji Heng checks his bank card and WeChat wallet. Is his balance enough to buy two boxes of instant noodles? Ji Heng, miserable: "...I've got it so hard." He hears his fiance is rich and handsome, so Ji Heng pulls out all the stops to cling to his thigh! Before he can even touch a hair on that thigh, he's dragged into a massive live-action survival game. Other players: "Fight monsters and level up! Waaah, this instance is terrifying!" Ji Heng: "Dig a hole, cover it with dirt..." Other players: "Kill people, steal their loot, and fight over resources! Damn, the boss is too brutal!" Ji Heng: "Water the plants, pull the weeds... Wait, are we even playing the same game???" Fu Pinglan: "Ji Heng's a little strange today... strangely cute." Upcoming story: "Superstar [Entertainment Industry]" Cross-dressing seme x a hot-tempered little singer uke One is a hugely popular super-rich second-generation heir, and the other is a scandal-plagued "tainted" singer. Somehow, they get paired together on a hit dating show, and they're the most entertaining pairing of all? The viewers are like: ???? Shen "Rich Second-Generation Heir" "Real CEO" Fanxing: "Don't ask. Just ship them." Trolls: "Sixth Master Shen, open your eyes! Even a stray dog would have more decency than him!" Wen Han's fans, the Moon Rabbits: "Xiao Jing, pull yourself together! Don't blush every time you look at him!" Wen Han's fan-site head: "2,556 days, and I can finally go public!" Viewers: "??? Wen Han's career is over, so his fan-site head's gone crazy too?" For the first time, Wen Han claps back at the trolls: "You can insult me, but leave him out of it." That very day, Wen Han's fan-site head sheds their secret identity and becomes Shen "Real CEO" "Devoted Husband" Fanxing: "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Shen Fanxing, the 'improper person' in Wen Han's home." At the finale, all the other guests thank the production crew and tearfully say goodbye to their "boyfriends/girlfriends." But Jing Han's pair is something else entirely. Wen Han: "Shen Fanxing, go feed your cooking to the dog! I want to live a few more years!" Shen Fanxing: "I wanted you to sleep a little longer. Last night..." Wen Han: "Shut up!" Recommended ongoing story: "Winning by Leaning on My Fiance," a fantasy BL infinite-flow story. Recommended completed story: "Did the Male Lead Crash and Burn Today?" A school story. Recommended upcoming stories: "Better to Go to College Than Cultivate Immortality" and "My Daily Life Building Infrastructure in Ancient Times." I'm begging you to add these to your reading list, groveling and rolling around. Deepest bow! The anti-piracy threshold is 40%. If you're reading the official version but still can't view the story properly despite meeting the threshold, try refreshing the page or switching to the web version. If that doesn't work, please contact customer service. Thank you for your support! Theme: