The Milk Tea Gained Sentience [Reborn]

My new story, How Could I Possibly Be a Mary Sue? [Quick Transmigration], is now updating!

When Tian Tian closed her eyes, she never thought she could be reborn. But when she saw her reflection in the water, she decided she'd have been better off without it, because she'd been reborn as a cup of milk! Tea!

[The Milk Tea Survival Diary]

Tian Tian worries every day that someone will drink her up.

Today she smells like Oreos! Is her hair strawberry or calamansi today? Tonight's dress is milk foam colored!

"People who like Tian Tian are the best."

"Go away, you person who doesn't like sweet things."

[Milk Tea Goes to War]

Her friends launch little fireballs, while Tian Tian hefts a thin straw and fires black pearls: "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

Her friends launch big fireballs, while Tian Tian hefts a thick straw and fires taro balls: "Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Friend: "Could we... turn off those sound effects?"

Tian Tian: "...No. I like them. They motivate me."

Friend: "I'll laugh so hard I injure myself. Too angry to say it out loud.jpg"

Livestream host: "All right, the enemy has deployed its ultimate weapon. Let's guess what Master Tian Tian will fire this time: pudding, coffee, or red beans?"

[Milk Tea User Guide]

A feel-good power fantasy with an outrageously powerful golden finger. The author's completed story with a similar superpower theme, I Woke Up and Became a Billionaire, is on the author's page.

Recommended: my writer friend's sweet modern romance, A Guide to Feeding Your Puppy, by Yu Runyan. If you're interested, go check it out!

Also check out my currently updating romance, How Could I Possibly Be a Mary Sue? [Quick Transmigration]

Yun Xi was on the brink of death when a System saved her, but unfortunately, the System was only half-functional. To restore its energy and send Yun Xi back to her original world, the half-broken System had no choice but to send her on Quick Transmigration missions. As it was about to fall asleep, it earnestly reminded her:

Half-Broken System: "Following the plot doesn't matter. Staying alive is what matters. Only if you survive to the end can you gain energy!"

Yun Xi nodded. "Okay."

Half-Broken System: "We're just thoroughly ordinary side characters. Hold firm to your determination to stay alive, and we can win!"

Yun Xi nodded gravely. "Okay."

Half-Broken System: "Don't believe those pretty lies. They're all trying to deceive and use you!"

Yun Xi nodded seriously. "Okay."

And so the half-broken System drifted off to sleep without a worry.

Modern world:

Yun Xi transmigrates into the body of a poor high school girl who has just been rejected after confessing her feelings. She looks at the aloof, haughty school heartthrob, then at the delicate school belle standing beside him with tears in her eyes. Thinking she's the cannon-fodder female side character in a sweet school romance, she immediately steers clear of them, studies hard, and works diligently to earn money.

Little does she know this is actually a showbiz story where a fake heiress humiliates the poor true heiress and goes on to become an award-winning actress. Yun Xi is the poor true heiress who gets humiliated.

Many years later:

The fake heiress grabs Yun Xi's skirt and cries out in bitter indignation, "Why won't you let me play the female lead? Why?! Can't I just give you my wealthy parents?"

Yun Xi tugs her skirt free and looks at her in confusion. "What are you talking about? I'm just an utterly ordinary online novelist."

The fake heiress: "..." She lets out a wail and bursts into tears.

The fake heiress's fiance, who can't have Yun Xi, confesses to her in anguish: "I love you! You're the one I love most! Don't you know that?"

Yun Xi immediately backs away ten meters. "I don't believe you. I'm so utterly ordinary. You must be trying to use me!"

The fake heiress's fiance: "..." His heart shatters.

Cultivation world: A commoner girl mocked and rejected after being dumped by her fiance becomes the brightest genius in the cultivation world.

Ancient world: A woman abandoned with her daughter by the top scholar who married a princess becomes the first female prince of the dynasty.

Modern world: A wealthy heiress driven out of her home after her adopted sister frames her becomes a leader in the world of science.

Interstellar world: The useless younger sister living in the shadow of her genius older sister becomes the civilization's hero who subdues an evil god.

Modern world: A girl whose inheritance is stolen and who is then killed by her stepbrother becomes the mastermind behind global spiritual qi revival.

Years later, the half-broken System finally restores its energy. It opens its eyes joyfully, about to greet its Host, then freezes in terror at the sight before it.

What is this fake heiress's fiance, who couldn't have her and nearly went mad? And what is this Demon Venerable who stayed faithful to her for his entire life?

What happened to the promised number-one genius sister in the interstellar world? What about the beloved adopted daughter of the wealthy family? They're all gone!

Half-Broken System: "...Waaah!" It bursts into loud sobs.

Yun Xi, completely bewildered: "?"

A feel-good power fantasy, outrageously feel-good. The male lead is a powerful figure split into different identities, and he'll regain his memories in the end.

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