Relative Stillness

● An owl living inside a chandelier, a sunflower weaving shadows, a boy who has had all his sounds erased, and a shrine maiden afflicted by a sleeping curse. ● An indescribable thing wandering through the heating pipes. ● A vampire allergic to human blood. ● An immortal observer. ● Clocks, clockmakers, and bell ringers. A fantasy adventure about a brand-new world. A dark, absurdly funny Mary Sue story. Fairy-tale elements & dark comfort & lots of fighting & a work of mad genius & everyone loves me & a plot that runs wild like a horse & a worldview that mashes physics together with the death of physics: "If you can imagine it, I can write it." "The sky is always gray." "Even above the rain-washed dome of the heavens, there will still be new mist." "Welcome to my world."