The Immortal Realm Isn't Worth It

Today's Case Files (Six Realms Edition): The wedding is just around the corner, but the groom and bride, the Heavenly Emperor's youngest son and the Demon Venerable's only daughter, have both mysteriously vanished. Behind their flight from the wedding, is this a distortion of celestial nature, or a collapse of morality? The Heavenly Emperor's beard bristled as he waved his hand and summoned a celestial general. "Go catch that brat and lock him up!" The Demon Venerable narrowed his eyes and quietly summoned a demon general. "Go find my darling and hide her!" Xi Ran rubbed her chin as she looked at the person before her, unable to understand how the bride she'd gone to so much trouble to snatch for her mountain stronghold had become so flamboyant. Ling Shu, looking so flamboyant, gazed at the "stunned" "hulking brute" before her and puffed out her chest. Haha, my handsome, dashing looks have left you speechless, haven't they! Years later, Xi Ran: There's no way I'm going to the Immortal Realm. Not in this lifetime. The nine-tailed fox immortal I was promised only has eight tails, and the fairy lady keeps sneaking up to feel my horns. Only back in the Demon Realm can I eat my fill. I really love the Demon Realm. A demon princess with terrible taste in beauty x the narcissistic Third Prince of the Heavenly Realm