Incurably Ill-Natured

When Yu Tang heard that a new bodyguard was coming to the house, he sneered and ordered the housekeeper to lock every door and window. No one was allowed in. As soon as he finished speaking, someone behind him asked quietly, "Who aren't you letting in?" Yu Tang's eyes went wide. Seeing the person he'd recently crossed, he instantly bristled like a ball, slapping his wheelchair as he shouted: "Who the hell are you?" "Get out!" The next moment, he was suddenly lifted off the ground. Yu Tang: "?" Pei Shu picked him up and spun around. "There you go, rolling out~~" One day later on In the game room, Yu Tang sat on Pei Shu's lap, deftly undoing his tie. He casually wound it around his fingers and played with it. Yu Tang: "Shu, want to play a game?" Pei Shu: "What game?" Yu Tang smiled provocatively. Under Pei Shu's meaningful gaze, he blindfolded him with the tie, then bit his ear and enunciated each word. "Hide-and-seek." The law of falling for it never lies. ▲ Sharp-tongued, roguish, shameless flirt top x eccentric, proud, high-maintenance bottom ▲ Reader's guide: 1. The bottom has a disability in his legs early on, but he recovers later. 2. The top appears first. The bottom is gloomy and aloof in public, but bristles whenever he sees the top. 3. The top is a discharged special forces soldier; the bottom is a sickly young master. Both have PTSD, and the story focuses on healing. Coming soon: Please add my next story to your reading list, After My Pure Image Crumbles, I Become Famous [Book Transmigration]. See the author's page for details =w= The celebrity Qi, tired of life in the entertainment industry, accidentally partied himself to death. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into a book and become a no-name actor in the entertainment industry. The no-name actor debuted on his looks alone, had lousy skills and haters everywhere, but his pure-hearted image remained intact. Qi Jiashu: "Great! Time to give up and do nothing!" Looking at his pure face in the mirror, he smiled mysteriously. In that case, he would start by destroying his image. But then He let loose in the Weibo comments and got into a heated late-night argument with his haters. Fans: Ahhh, Xiao Qi, wake up! Have you been hacked? He played a psychopathic killer roaming the streets, his face beneath the mask sinister and bloodthirsty. Fans: Wow, Xiao Qi is so hot! Mom won't let you talk to bad people! He spouted one outrageous line after another on a variety show, forcing the production crew to urgently cut his microphone. Fans: Hahaha, Xiao Qi is hilarious! He's a rising star in comedy! As he wandered farther and farther down the path to destroying his image, his haters sneered: "Ha, I knew he was only pretending to be pure!" His fans scrambled to save face for him: "Xiao Qi, if you've been kidnapped, blink twice!" Later on His haters worshipped him on their screens: "So innocent and so seductive, I can't get enough!" His fans struggled to their last breath: "We will protect the purest Princess Qi in the world!!!" Qi, the princess himself, forced to go along with it: "My plan to slack off failed. Sad!" * After the same-sex movie starring Qi Jiashu and award-winning actor Wen Shu came out, its tragic ending left audiences heartbroken. They flooded both men's Weibo accounts, crying, "Waaaah, tell us you're really together!!!" The two appeared together on a slow-living reality show. During Truth or Dare, they were asked how it felt to film intimate scenes with each other. Qi Jiashu: "Teacher Wen is very professional and dedicated. I'm glad I could work with him..." Wen Shu: "It was great." Qi Jiashu: "???" Wen Shu glanced at him and said quietly, "You didn't think so?" The comments went wild shipping them. #On fans' layers of rose-colored glasses# #We're not faking a ship, we're really together# #Qi Jiashu, king of outrageous lines# ★ A theatrical, shamelessly flirtatious bottom who loves to destroy his image x a cold, abstinent, scheming top who controls the room. Theme: Two people with PTSD save and heal each other.