One Hundred Reasons to Eat Little Mice

A new food streamer has joined the Demon Talk section of Big JJ. She has a lovely voice, fair hands, and great ingredients. Word is, she's livestreaming one hundred and one ways to eat mice, so demons are flocking to watch. “...Today we're eating a golden mouse. Golden mice are a kind of mouse that eats golden energy. Their fur shines, and sometimes they shed flecks of gold. They can't cultivate into spirits. They're active around the Double Ninth Festival, and their meat is tender. Next, I'll show you what a golden mouse looks like...” The streamer's slender hands opened an empty, antique wooden box in front of the camera. The demons in the livestream were baffled. Empty? Just then, a civet cat with two little bouncing braids darted into view, carrying a half-dead, fat mouse in its mouth and scattering gold dust as it went. “...Sorry, I have to go deal with a family matter.” The streamer smiled and rolled up her sleeves. After that, viewers in the Demon Talk section could only hear the crash of furniture breaking through the pitch-black screen, punctuated now and then by a chorus of meows. “...Where did the streamer go?” “Didn't she just say? To deal with a family matter.” Question: How can you tell if a glutton truly loves you? Answer: Eat their food stash, then see how they react. If they don't pull you apart, skin you, wash you clean, and eat you, then it's true love. A food-loving, big-tempered, food-protective feline big shot with average luck X a silly, timid, adorable, chuuni, food-loving civet cat with incredible luck. Believe me, this is a modern supernatural rom-com. I mean it! Publication notice: This novel will be switched to paid chapters on April 2, 2019. Paid chapters start at Chapter 31, so please don't buy chapters you've already read. Thank you for all your support so far, and I hope you'll continue supporting me! Here's a preview of my upcoming story: About How I Finally Realized, Far Too Late, That I Had a Crush on My Childhood Friend Me, Shimizu Masaki, 28, office worker. I've never managed to date a girl, and I'm an utterly... ordinary wage slave. My childhood friend, Omoto Shozo, is the same age and also an office worker. Handsome, rich, and brilliant, with high emotional and intellectual intelligence. He's extremely... popular. I don't remember why we were childhood friends for so many years, or how we became each other's “pen pals.” Anyway, by the time I realized it, it had been a long time. As for how I realized I had fallen for my childhood friend... That's a long story. Anyway, when I finally decided to confess to him, I discovered something. That guy was planning to kill me. “Because I love Aki so much.” Me: ??? There is something seriously wrong with my childhood friend. Theme: