Jiangshan is an angst-filled, no-romance story whose protagonist gets tortured for eight thousand chapters before it ends abruptly at lightning speed. It features three psychos who spend every day coming up with new ways to kill the protagonist. Bad luck strikes, and Zhong Xue transmigrates as one of the three psychos: the male heir's consort to the protagonist, Liang Duan. He's a beautiful, wealthy cannon-fodder character with a deeply twisted personality. He also comes with a System that fills in the story's rushed ending, and his senses are linked to the protagonist's. In short, when the protagonist gets hurt, he feels the pain too.
Zhong Xue QAQ: Brother Duan, I'll take good care of you!
To avoid getting run through with a sword by the protagonist after he turns evil, Zhong Xue decides to work hard to build a relationship with him. He adds a layer when the weather turns cold and brings an umbrella when it rains. And, of course, if necessary, he can warm the bed when Liang Duan gets lonely. Unfortunately, though the protagonist is handsome and has a great body, and is exactly Zhong Xue's type in every way, he's a perfectly straight man. Romance doesn't look like a possibility.
So Zhong Xue settles for the next best thing: if they can't be a real couple, they can at least be good buddies. He applies medicine, keeps Liang Duan company while kneeling in punishment, takes a blade for him, and even doubles as a cute bed-warmer. Zhong Xue exhausts every trick in the book trying to reclaim his image as the perfect all-purpose buddy, but it seems he tries too hard. Before he knows it, he's turned the protagonist gay and even given him a habit of poking people in the butt...
Zhong Xue: "Brother Duan, if you want to touch me, then just go for it. What's with all the poking? Be a man."
Liang Duan: "Are you seducing me?"
Zhong Xue: "You're leaning on me with your chest bared, your hand on my butt, and you have the nerve to accuse me of seducing you. Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
Thanks to the lovely Gu Cha for the illustration, ahhh, it's so cute! (Visible on PC!) Here, have a recommendation from a fellow author, hehe ⊙▽⊙
No-romance male protagonist: Temporary Worker in a Game by He Zhong Zi
Modern danmei: How to Pet a Panda by Yi Yuan Guilu
Preorder 1.0: Modern danmei comedy, My CEO Is Pretending to Be Serious [Showbiz]
Tsundere, pretends to be proper but is actually a drama queen top x flirty, everyone's-darling bottom
A silly, sweet little story about a "straight man" becoming a "man"
He Fei is a hot young celebrity with a knack for trending topics. His main job is being a pretty face, acting is his side gig, and he livestreams when he's bored. His rivals often drag him into the spotlight, but he's thick-skinned, so he doesn't care.
But there's one thing he absolutely has to make clear: he (believes he) is straight! Straight! Straight!
[NC Entertainment Exclusive: Shocking!!! The powerful sugar daddy behind hot young star He Fei is actually...]
He Fei smashes the remote. "What the hell, that's my real dad!"
[SD Entertainment Frontline: Shocking!!! The secret boyfriend behind hot young star He Fei is actually...]
He Fei smashes the cat litter box. "What the hell, that's my little brother!"
[ZZ News Exposé: Shocking!!! The mysterious patron behind hot young star He Fei is actually...]
He Fei says nothing. He grabs a watermelon knife and heads next door. "Xie Zhaoyu! Who gave you permission to carry me to a hotel?!"
Little Scene
He Fei: "Sorry, I don't like men!"
Xie Zhaoyu: "Right. So why are you taking your pants off?"
He Fei: "…"
Preorder 2.0: Historical danmei cultivation fantasy, sweet and thrilling, The Villain COSes His First Love [Reborn]
Scheming, drama-loving top with countless secret identities x equally dramatic, sickly but powerful bottom
Low-level cultivation, no divine beasts, no ranks or realms. They fall in love while clearing dungeons. (The blurb will be completed later.)
Theme:
What's super interesting is that I'm very curious whether the dream the prince had while sleeping in the study was related to Ah Xue waking up!
However, we haven't talked about the meeting with the young prince yet. It's hard to tell the main story. It's okay to make a side story. Think about it. It's all over, I can't bear to leave my dearest son.
Thump thump thump, finished reading! The large text is really beautiful! I went to Baidu to find resources for those locked chapters. I really love them hahahahaha. Duan Gehe
? ? Why raise chickens?
_(:з∠)_
After reading it, next time I meet my wife
Turns out I've already finished reading it
I also like these two protagonists very much! ! !
I can't bear to give it up. I tied it in one breath. Damn me, this lovely author. I will follow you in the next article too, mua.
Finished spreading flowers! So sweet!
What's super interesting is that I'm very curious whether the dream the prince had while sleeping in the study was related to Ah Xue waking up!
However, we haven't talked about the meeting with the young prince yet. It's hard to tell the main story. It's okay to make a side story. Think about it. It's all over, I can't bear to leave my dearest son.
Thump thump thump, finished reading! The large text is really beautiful! I went to Baidu to find resources for those locked chapters. I really love them hahahahaha. Duan Gehe
? ? Why raise chickens?
_(:з∠)_
After reading it, next time I meet my wife
Turns out I've already finished reading it
I also like these two protagonists very much! ! !
I can't bear to give it up. I tied it in one breath. Damn me, this lovely author. I will follow you in the next article too, mua.