Disciple, Stop Being So Cute [Book Transmigration]

[Sequel: Ancient Danmei, The Grass Immortal Lord's Black Cat Bride-to-Be. Please add it to your reading list] Blurb for this story =￣ω￣ Younger, lovesick yandere top x aloof, beautiful, violent bottom Chu Han transmigrates into a cultivation novel called Ask the Dao, a power fantasy about a heaven-defying protagonist. He becomes the protagonist's master, a cannon-fodder character who suffers horribly in the early chapters before turning into a perverse tyrant who tramples the heavens and earth in the later ones. He originally plans to stay away from the protagonist and live a decent life, but discovers that this world has rules: he has to guide the protagonist through every plot point that drives him toward darkness, becoming a stepping stone, a little paving stone, on the protagonist's path to becoming corrupted. W-wouldn't that mean he's going to his death?! And what's wrong with this protagonist? His worldview is still as crooked as ever, but why does he always look at Chu Han like he's looking at his wife? And he also has this bad habit of bursting into sobs at the drop of a hat ╭(°A°`)╮ Yu Zixi opened his eyes wide and wound a strand of Chu Han's hair around his finger. "Master, I want to kiss you." The melon seeds in Chu Han's hand scattered all over the ground. "..." Yu Zixi leaned close and cupped his face in both hands. "Master?" Chu Han slapped a hand over his face. "Get lost!" Recommendations from friends I'm a Temp Worker in a Game by He Zhongzi After I Jinxed the Movie Emperor, I Found Out I Was His White Moonlight [Entertainment Industry] by Jian of Seizing the Moment Ancient Danmei: The Grass Immortal Lord's Black Cat Bride-to-Be. Blurb Sullen, haughty little black cat bottom x cold, obsessive, bashful sensitive-plant top Many years ago, the peerlessly beautiful Grass Immortal Lord bought a black cat from a cat peddler. Its breed was unknown, but it certainly had a temper. When riled, it would climb trees, scratch walls, and bully people. Still, they say it can ward off evil ╭(°A°`)╮!!! Whatever the reason, the Grass Immortal Lord eventually kept it by his side. So the Grass Immortal Lord abstained from meat and pursued the Dao, while the little black cat ate meat and drank wine. They lived a happy life, until one day the Grass Immortal Lord descended to the mortal realm to undergo a trial, and everything changed. The wild, freedom-loving little black cat, left unsupervised, escaped its cage and ran off, only to become the Grass Immortal Lord's bride-to-be... Heaven may thwart your wishes, but I won't do as you please. Others call you peerlessly beautiful, so I'll make you blush. Others praise you for keeping your cool, so I'll make you flee in a panic. Others adore your unmatched beauty. Whether they're children or adults, they all flock to offer themselves to you. Ha! Dream on! Chao Li: "You're going to get married eventually anyway. How about letting me be your bride-to-be?" Yu Liangheng: "You're a man." Chao Li: "What, don't you like men like me?" Yu Liangheng: "...I do." Chao Li: "!!! You really do like men ╭(°A°`)╮!" New salted-egg project: My Archenemy Became My Rumored Sugar Daddy [Entertainment Industry] Tsundere, fake-proper, secretly a drama queen top x flirtatious, irresistible young heartthrob bottom He Fei and Han Qiansheng are sworn enemies. In high school, they shared a desk. They arranged to fight in a storage room: He Fei broke one of Han Qiansheng's arms, and Han Qiansheng broke one of his ribs. In college, they shared a dorm room. Over a cat, He Fei sawed through Han Qiansheng's bed leg, while Han Qiansheng took apart the teddy bear He Fei had to hug every night to sleep. At their graduation party, He Fei accidentally pulled Han Qiansheng's skirt off in front of everyone. Han Qiansheng angrily hauled him away... Later, Han Qiansheng went abroad and He Fei entered the entertainment industry. He thought they'd gone their separate ways and would never meet again, but... [NC Entertainment Exclusive: Shocking!!! The mysterious sugar daddy behind rising star He Fei is actually him!] He Fei smashed the litter box, grabbed a watermelon knife, and stormed next door. "Han Qiansheng! Who the hell said you could carry me to a hotel?!" Bonus scene He Fei: "Sorry, I don't like men! Especially not a disgusting, obnoxious bastard like you who even wears skirts!" Han Qiansheng: "Mm. So why are you taking your pants off?" He Fei: "…" Message: