The Argumentative Supporting Female Character’s Self-Cultivation

Reborn as the Villainess, I Don't Want to Slap Faces

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Blurb: Gu Yuyan was the little princess of the Gu family, cherished by everyone since she was a child. But she fell for the wrong man, bringing her family to ruin.

To prove to his white moonlight that he had no feelings for her, the man she loved drugged her and sent her to the bed of a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears.

Her hopes shattered, she leaped from a hotel window. When she woke up, she had been reborn at fifteen.

This time, she would stay far away from scumbag men and nasty women.

Unfortunately, they kept shoving their faces into her hands. If she didn't slap them, she'd be letting them off easy!

Before long, the gentle little princess had successfully evolved into a sharp-tongued queen.

Having learned her lesson once, Gu Yuyan swore she would never be a sucker again. But then she saw the future big villain wearing old clothes washed until they had turned yellow...

"So good!"

Zhao Sujin was poor, aloof, gloomy, and had no friends.

One day, a little tail suddenly appeared behind him.

"Classmate, would you like some bread?"

"Classmate, would you like some cookies?"

"Classmate, could you tutor me?"

At first, he couldn't be bothered to pay her any attention.

Before he knew it, he had fallen for her.

Watching the big bad wolf inch closer and closer, the little girl teared up and pouted as she accused him, "Zhao Sujin, I thought of you as a friend, but you want to get in my, Mmph!"

His girl was so sweet.

Fun version of the blurb:

System: Who are we?

Gu Yanran: Nitpickers!

System: What's our goal?

Gu Yanran: Nitpick scumbag men to death!

System: What's our slogan?

Gu Yanran: Nitpickers, nitpickers, invincible under heaven!

System: Great. Let's get to work!

Serious version of the blurb:

After Gu Yanran died, she unexpectedly became bound to a Nitpicker System and was reborn in the body of a domineering CEO's ex-wife who shared her name. The CEO was the sort who could make the heavens cool down and the king break apart.

To "repay" the male lead for the "kindness" of making her bankrupt, Gu Yanran charged from being a silly, sweet girl onto the broad road of nitpicking, never to return.

Along the way, she also snagged a poker-faced, devoted puppy who just wouldn't let her shake him off.

A nitpicking female lead with full marks in cheesy pickup lines and dimples so sweet they could kill you with a smile, versus a male lead who looks serious but is secretly a flirtatious old-fashioned gentleman.

Sweetness level: ++++++

Notes:

1. Don't drink water while reading, or you might become the first person since the founding of the country to choke to death on water. (P.S. The author is too poor to pay the medical bills, so please stay safe.)

2. This novel is free and showers you with sugar. Get a toothbrush ready after reading to prevent cavities.

3. The author said there'll be no charge if it's not funny! (Serious face.)

4. Throwing a tantrum, rolling around, and acting cute as I beg for bookmarks. Keeping up with updates is exhausting, so you can click into my author page. There are several articles written purely out of love there for everyone to read for free. (P.S. Even the author doesn't dare look back at them, so bring your own lightning rod.)

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