[Western Crossover] The Siren with the Smoky Voice

Selina is a mermaid, and legend has it that mermaids use their sweet voices to lure...

Oh, forget that. Let's start over:

Selina is an unusual mermaid. She has wavy, ink-blue hair and a lovely voice:

A smoky voice.

Her sisters' hair is always damp, and they wrap themselves in dripping seaweed, using their cloying songs to lure the burly men aboard ships into jumping off the deck. Meanwhile, she happily uses her husky voice to flirt with the noble young ladies enjoying the sea breeze on deck until their faces flush and their hearts race.

Then she was kicked out of her territory by the boss for her numerous crimes.

Selina: I smoke, I have tattoos, I get perms, but I know I'm a good girl!

Then one day, she dragged a "girl" in an enormous dress out of a park lake. Even after being underwater for ages, bubbles were still rising from the person's head. She hauled them up and saw a red hood. The little white eyes blinked at her once

Deadpool: Whoa! Beauty, are you that desperate?! I can take care of all... blub blub blub…

Couple: Deadpool

The plot is extremely silly, so be warned.

The author is a goofball, and this goofball has eaten the timeline!

Don't throw away the messed-up timeline. Dip it in egg, coat it in breadcrumbs, and fry it until golden on both sides. The kid next door will be drooling!

This is the author's first story. Thanks for supporting me, mwah! I'm a student, so updates will be irregular.