[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] The Marvelous Adventures of Mary Sue

As the title says. A collection of various Mary Sue crack fics. They include: Part 3: DIO x Takizawa Laura (the road roller) That night, he lifted her delicate body and slammed her onto the bed. Caught between two powerful A's, she regretted everything. Takizawa Laura said through her tears, "Dio! I was wrong about you!!" (What even is this?) Jotaro x Starfish (Part 3: thrown into the sea; Part 4: regretted it; Part 6: regretted it even more) That day, as they were pursued at sea, he threw into the ocean the woman who had been clinging tightly to his collar. Twenty years later, she returned, like a demon from hell. She parted her red lips and said: "I can't believe you're still a Starfish fan after all these years." She pointed at the other stars on his clothes. "Jotaro, from now on, it's me or them." (Just kidding.) - - And that's the kind of blurb and ridiculous content this story has. Theme: ?