I Just Want to Retire in Peace

Tan Yan had always been law-abiding, honest, diligent, and hardworking. He kept a little secret of his own, all while looking forward to enjoying life once he reached retirement age. Then one day, a senior official handed him an ID card saying he was born in 2000 and an acceptance letter from a university, then patted him on the shoulder with a kindly smile. “Young man, fight for the future of our country! You’re the next generation of leaders!” Tan Yan: … Would he ever get to retire?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Note: 1. This story is told from the bottom’s perspective. The top is a wolf-dog type who grows up under the bottom’s care. The protagonist is a 58-year-old man with the face of an 18-year-old. Special note: the protagonist has never been married, never been married, never been married. He may be 58, but he’s never been married!!! 2. This is pseudo-science fiction. All the theories in the story are fake science from the “Green Bat School.” It’s a series of absurdities delivered with a straight face, so don’t take it seriously. 3. Infinite-flow adventure story, modern pseudo-science fiction, with mild superpowers. Also known as Suddenly, One Day, I Became a College Student, Can I Ever Retire or Not?, Top: Why Does My Younger Boyfriend Always Look at Me Like He’s Seen It All?, I’m Forever Eighteen, and Can Someone About to Retire Really Be Expected to Study Advanced Math and English? - My new story, High-Energy QR Code, is now available to subscribers and has a lot of chapters! Here’s the blurb. If you’re interested, look it up in the author’s profile: After scanning a QR code, Xing Ye entered a bizarre world riddled with traps. System: The beginner world has four players and uses PVP mode. Your luck stat is too low, so the enemy has three players and you have one. Xing Ye: … System: You can’t see the enemy, and you can’t see the rules. You’ll have to figure everything out yourself. Xing Ye: … System: Here’s a quest item: a mirror. It can’t talk or move, has no special skills, and thinks everyone it sees is ugly. Xing Ye: … System: How did you win? Xing Ye: I killed them all. An infinite-flow adventure story. Told from the top’s perspective, with a mirror as the bottom. A rebellious top who defies fate x a bottom who’s narcissistic from every angle. Theme: A weed growing in the soil learned to be strong.