Novel blurb:
1.
Sang Ye is the class study representative of Class 3, Senior Year at A High. Clean-cut and cool-looking, he's the dream guy for many girls.
Qiu Zuo is the spoiled rich kid of Class 3, Senior Year at A High. Known as "Qiu the Dog," he ranks last in every subject and makes a point of getting on the top students' nerves.
The two barely interacted until an accident finally broke the ice of their long-standing mutual dislike. They agreed to fight after school the next day.
But plans changed. The night before the fight, the study rep and the homeroom teacher's dog switched souls.
Study rep: "..." What kind of hell is this?!
2.
School bully Qiu Zuo thought he simply couldn't stand the little study rep. The guy never lost his composure, no matter what happened. He obviously knew how to put on an act.
After spending some time together, Qiu, Famous Hypocrite, Zuo thought: Damn! The little study rep might be... kind of cute? The way he stares at people without saying a word is so damn adorable!
Just as he started getting curious about the little study rep, he switched souls with the homeroom teacher's dog.
Qiu Zuo: "..." I must have acted too much like a dog. This is my punishment!
[Bonus Scene]
Qiu Zuo made a bet with Sang Ye about whether he could make it into the top thirty in the class on the first mock exam. If he won, Sang Ye would wear a girl's JK uniform, complete with black stockings. He was certain he would win, and secretly arranged for someone to record the top student's spectacular fall from grace.
Later, after a series of events, he did indeed win. With the recording equipment set up, he expected Sang Ye to be embarrassed and ashamed. Instead, Sang Ye looked perfectly at ease in a white uniform with navy trim. He crossed his legs, reached out a slender hand to lift his hem, and stared at Qiu Zuo with eyes full of allure. Qiu Zuo smashed the recording equipment to pieces on the spot, took off his school uniform, wrapped it around the little study rep, and strode away with him.
Afterward, Qiu Zuo asked, "Why are you so seductive? Who taught you that?"
Sang Ye lifted his eyes and gave him a faintly amused look. "Two dogs."
[A little note]:
1. A goofy, sweet campus romance wearing the disguise of a soul-swap story.
2. Dog-like underachiever gong x heavenly genius shou.
3. The dog is the two of them's little matchmaker, devoted to being direct. Goofy campus antics at first, then all about sweet moments.
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Blurb for the upcoming novel: Fate Has Finally Set Its Sights on the Green-Tea Scumbag Gong
Bo Yu transmigrates into a scum-and-torment romance novel, becoming the beautiful, gentle, older elite shou.
Before his death, the elite shou had a younger boyfriend who was still in school. He was supposedly the loyal-dog type, well-endowed, great in bed, and good at sweet-talking. The elite shou liked him very much and spent a lot of money keeping him on the side.
But less than six months into their relationship, the younger boyfriend swindled him out of his money and affection, climbed out of bed, grabbed the cash, and ran.
Years later, the little green-tea scumbag gong returns after using the shou's money to finish his studies. Relying on his looks and connections, he debuts in the entertainment industry and quickly rises to success.
The elite shou loses both his money and his reputation, falls into ruin, and eventually dies of illness.
Bo Yu is furious when he gets the plot.
Gazing at that clean, clear face that makes you want to strangle him, Bo Yu, born into a family of martial artists, smiles like Satan:
Fate has finally set its sights on the green-tea scumbag :)
Later, he discovers that the best way to deal with a green-tea scumbag is to torment both his heart and his body.
By his own efforts, he turns the protagonist shou from a pathetic simp into the unattainable white moonlight the scumbag gong can never have.
The white moonlight is high above. Even the most casual, fleeting smile he bestows will make the green-tea gong fall for him even more helplessly.
With a three-part sneer and seven parts cold indifference, Bo Yu gives the young man, now a top-tier star, a tantalizing glimpse of his collarbone and Adonis belt.
That very night, the top-tier star cancels every engagement and schedule, traveling thousands of miles to reach him.
The travel-weary young man drops his luggage and pulls Bo Yu into his arms. His eyes are deep, his voice low, and he can't hide the devotion in his gaze:
"Uncle, can I stay over?"
The novel is also known as: How About We Become Each Other's Caged Birds? and Green Tea Begets All Things, Death to Green Tea Brings All Things to Life
Beauty Gets Away with Murder, Wild Green-Tea-Slayer Shou (Bo Yu) VS Unfeeling Clapping Machine, Younger Green-Tea Gong (Gu Dao)
[Reader's Guide]
1. This should be a sweet story about healing. Both leads are very rich. The gong is scummy at first (for a reason), then reforms. No switching gongs.
2. The shou is five years older than the gong. The gong likes calling the shou "Uncle" in bed.
3. The gong falls for the protagonist shou after he transmigrates into the book!
4. If you don't save the novel, the author will cry!
Theme: I'll teach you how to behave.
Why did Chen Younan change his name?
When did they do that????
Hahahaha what happens if you make your wife angry haha
This little villain, Pi Dan, scared me to death, I almost thought. .
Finished with flowers
Ending scattering flowers? Yeah yeah yeah??(ˊωˋ*)??
Hahahahaha, history is a circle! Finished spreading flowers!!!
I, I, I, I also like kissing everywhere!!
Ahhhhhhh, spread the flowers!
This chapter is so touching~ Also, I haven't seen my daughter so big for two hours xswl