[Please check out my upcoming stories first. The blurb for this novel is at the very bottom.]
Upcoming story 1: Where Did My Huge Shell Go!?
Gui Mao was a homebody. Thanks to his incredibly hard turtle shell, no one could bully him. He stayed inside it every day, either sleeping or reading novels and watching dramas. He never imagined that one day he would wake up and find the shell that had sheltered him for all eternity... gone!
=口= Where's my shell!? Where's my huge shell!?
Can a turtle without a shell even be called a turtle? QWQ
As the bitterly cold wind blew, Gui Mao slowly came to terms with the cruel truth. Hugging his fragile body, he resolved to find his shell!
Heaven rewards the diligent. After enduring all kinds of encounters with crowds that were practically hell for someone with social anxiety, Gui Mao finally sensed his shell amid the vast sea of people!
"Give me back my shell!" he cried, pointing accusingly at the shell thief!
"Yours?" The thief showed no shame at all and even turned the accusation around. "Which one of us is the shell thief, hmm? Little sea hare?"
After the Black Tortoise cultivated a human form, he hid his shell away. Who would have thought that a thousand years later, an uninvited guest would turn up inside the shell he'd stashed away? Taking advantage of his absentmindedness, the guest had made the shell his home. The Black Tortoise had planned to let him go because the little creature looked so cute and rosy-cheeked, but then the fool actually came knocking at his door.
Gui Mao: =口= Oh no! I've gone too far! Can I still make a run for it?
Black Tortoise: Too late.
Upcoming story 2: I Was Raised by a Boss in an Infinite Dungeon
Gui Ming had always thought he was an ordinary person, and even a little poor.
He lived in a remote mountain village and had to walk for hours along mountain paths every day to get to school.
Poverty made him feel inferior, so he never spoke to anyone.
The only unusual thing was that every so often, groups of people who had lost the will to live would come to his side and kill themselves.
His grandmother said they were all lunatics.
Until one day, a woman who clearly didn't want to die did so right in front of him. Before she died, she muttered something about showing him a treasure, then forcibly shoved a marble into his hand.
Who could have guessed that the marble was the key to some kind of forced-binding Infinite Dungeon System? He couldn't throw it away, and as soon as he picked it up, he was tossed into a dungeon and left to fend for himself. If he managed to survive, he was immediately thrown into the next one, over and over again, until he died or cleared them.
No one knew how to clear the dungeons.
Caught in this sudden disaster, Gui Ming could only hug himself and shiver in the dungeon. Faced with eerie dungeons and teammates with ill intentions, all he could do was cry out for Grandma and say he'd see her in the next life.
Then, just as Gui Ming thought he wouldn't survive even the first dungeon, he cried until he hiccupped...
Why did this dungeon feel a tiny bit familiar?
Wasn't this the home of his great-aunt's brother-in-law?
Hmmmm...
And as he kept walking, he realized that the brat who had terrorized him as a child was actually the most terrifying boss in this dungeon?
The fear on Gui Ming's face slowly gave way to an odd expression...
Oh, why couldn't he bring himself to be scared?
What do I have to fear when I have no skills? So what if my teammates betray me? The boss is my childhood friend! The dungeon is my hometown! Go ahead and mess with me!
But as Gui Ming bluffed his way through, he gradually discovered... he might not be as ordinary as he had imagined...
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[The blurb for this novel]
[Ding-dong! Congratulations, player, you have been bound to the Eunuch-Training System!]
[Game loading...]
[Loading complete!]
[Main chain quest 1 unlocked: Entering the Palace
Stage 1: Become a real eunuch
Quest item: A sharp knife
Quest description: Please castrate yourself as soon as possible ^ ^.]
[Quest item: A sharp knife has been placed in the player's pocket.]
[A sharp knife (quest item) (bound)
Description: Lets men painlessly take care of their future troubles!]
Theme:
I was thinking that Kong Ji's little thing didn't exist when he was a child. Then when Kong Ji grew up, did little Kong Ji grow up with him? Wouldn't it be weird if it wasn't long enough to connect again? Why is it so pleasing to the eye? If they grow together, what is the principle? According to anime theory, the knife can cut through the dimensional space, but the little hole is still attached to the body?
It's so annoying here. All I can think about is Brother Monkey. It's so annoying.
Catching insects, "people there come back to our world" → "will come", right?
Catching insects, "If you don't do it, you'll end up with a lot of trouble" → "A big pain", right?
According to my many years of experience, His Highness the Crown Prince sometimes feels that he is omnipotent and sometimes feels inferior. This is a sign of bipolarity.
My mind is full of Mu Yuanyong: Bring it to you
Writes the feelings that everyone wants to have
I was dumbfounded when I saw the ending. When I started to build like crazy halfway through the writing, I started to suspect that the author had changed people in the middle. Speaking of which, the sweet talk between the two of them was really emmm. The style of the painting changed again.
Mu was reborn, and what he remembered most should not be his days as a prince in the cold palace, but his life as a tyrant for decades. . .
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cry with laughter