My Years Teaching Animals Chinese [Interstellar]

Synopsis 1: Theme: What do you do if you accidentally transmigrate to an alien world and can't understand the language? And what would you want to do there?

Top post: Thanks for the invitation. As someone who's transmigrated once, I think I'm the most qualified to answer. First, I'm a male biolinguist. I can communicate normally with aliens after hearing them speak just three sentences. Second, getting them all to speak Chinese is a good idea.

Synopsis 2: Ji Nian is a biolinguist, born with the ability to understand the languages of all animals and humans. One day, he wakes up in an interstellar world and discovers he's become the only human in the entire galaxy.

Ji Nian: "..."

I can't live like this!

Then he discovers that this interstellar realm has countless planets, and people from each planet can't understand the people from any other planet.

Ji Nian: "!"

I think I've sniffed out a way to get rich!

Looks like I can go back to my old line of work. Maybe I can even teach Chinese again?

And so, everyday life in the interstellar realm becomes this: Chinese dragons, foreign dragons, American Shorthairs, leopards, rabbits, and pandas sit in a row as the man at the front taps the blackboard. "Come on, read after me: a, o, e, i, u, v." And so a translator for all species, as well as an interstellar Chinese teacher, is born.

[Note]

1. A nagging, devoted wife of a silly bottom (Ji Nian) x a Chinese dragon top (Yan Erman)

2. There will be forum-style sections, so don't worry too much about whether everything makes sense.

3. Worldbuilding: The interstellar realm contains countless neighboring planets. Different planets have different species, and each species has a different animal form.

Next up: The Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character Keeps Breaking Character. Please add it to your favorites!

[Synopsis saved on 2021/09/02]

Pei Xian is a streamer in the commentary genre. His greatest pleasure is livestreaming his critiques of the ridiculous plot holes in novels and TV dramas. Then one day, the wiring in his home explodes while he's streaming. When Pei Xian wakes up in a daze, he discovers that he's been bound to the Character-Breaking System XX1.

System XX1: "The world you're in has been affected by a magnetic field, causing a campus love-polygon story, a tragic romance with a long road to redemption, a cultivation and supernatural-ability world, a suspense and horror world, and a terrifying paranormal world to overlap and merge into one composite world. And you are the male supporting character shared by all these worlds."

Pei Xian: "."

System XX1: "Before long, you will

In the campus story's timeline, play a devoted, gentle, wealthy second male lead who accepts the heroine's confession, only to be abandoned later;

In the entertainment world timeline, play a second-tier celebrity, a lovesick doormat who gives his heart to his crush, only to be treated as a substitute;

In the cultivation and supernatural-ability world timeline, become the protagonist's obstacle and get beaten and crushed in a face-slapping scene;

In the terrifying paranormal world timeline, accidentally wander into a haunted house and get dismembered by a demon as a cannon-fodder second male lead.

Only by working hard to break character can you keep yourself alive."

Pei Xian, who already knows the script of his life: "...I think I can still be saved!"

So he starts breaking character like crazy across all the different timelines.

Campus story main plot

The sweet, silly heroine, ordinary-looking but naturally likable, blushes and confesses to him.

Pei Xian: "Sorry, I'm not into women."

Heroine: "!?"

Entertainment story main plot

The wealthy patron looks at the man in front of him, whose face is both alluring and chaste, then slaps down a check. "Eighty million. Stay with me for a year."

Pei Xian: "Sorry, I'm not into men."

Patron: "...?"

Pei Xian glances at his crotch and says expressionlessly, "And you're not as big as me."

The patron is furious: "???"

Horror story main plot

While Pei Xian is livestreaming a hike, a sudden downpour begins. He looks up and sees a dilapidated, eerie little cabin in the woods. Its wooden door, broken down to just the frame, creaks and sways in the wind. The pitch-black interior looks like an endless abyss, luring him inside.

Viewers: "So scary! Should we go in and take a look?"

Pei Xian stands still and unzips his pants. "They say a virgin's urine wards off evil."

The abyssal demon: "." It slowly pulls its hand back.

Suspense and horror story main plot

A variety show invites Pei Xian, already a top-tier star streamer in the country, to take part in a live-action role-playing murder mystery on a cruise ship.

Pei Xian declines. "No, no. Enclosed spaces are where locked-room murders tend to happen."

Director: "..."

A live-action CS game variety show invites Pei Xian to join in.

Pei Xian: "Thanks for the invitation, but I'll pass. There are too many people around the production crew. A blank-firing gun could easily be switched for a real gun with live ammunition."

Production crew: "."

[High-energy warning]

1. A seemingly ordinary man with a hidden identity, the top x a chaste on the outside but goofy, mischievous, and secretly flirtatious bottom

2. I aim to write a cheerful, healing bedtime read with no major plot

3. Thank you for your appreciation. My writing may be hard to read, but don't leave a bad review, or I'll cry for you. Wah wah wah!

Theme: To be added