His Dad Can Never Tell What Species His Kid Is [Book Transmigration]

The nine-tailed cat Yuan Shushu transmigrates into a book as a green-tea side-character bottom, but before he can do anything, his heat leaves him muddled and he ends up spending a night with a gorgeous man. The next day, he learns that the man is the scumbag top's sickly, high-ranking uncle, who died young. Even worse, not long afterward he discovers... that he, a male cat, is pregnant! Yuan Jiujiu blurts out, "Holy crap!" and immediately packs up and runs. Ming Jinhua, head of the Ming family, has smiling, flirtatious eyes that conceal a ruthless, heartless nature. A business tycoon who devours people without leaving a trace, he's rumored to have a string of beauties at his beck and call. Few people know that in his entire life, he's only ever fallen for one person. They wound up in bed in a muddled haze. Having developed a taste for it, he kept thinking of the other person and wanted to take responsibility. He thought they'd been dating for a while, only to be told it was nothing but a casual sexual arrangement. Then his first love turned around and dumped him. For the first time, Ming Jinhua couldn't keep a smile on his face. All he wanted was to catch that little brat and give him a proper scolding! Four years later, Yuan Shushu came back on his own. When he returned, he had no child with him, only a whole bunch of pets. Ming Jinhua watched him for days and noticed that he spent every day walking a Samoyed around the neighborhood. His child was nowhere to be seen, and at last the big shot couldn't hold back any longer. Ming Jinhua: "You ran off with the baby, so why did you come back alone? Where's the baby?" Yuan Jiujiu pointed at the fluffy creature on a leash. "There. Right here." "???? A Samoyed?" Yuan Jiujiu flew into a rage. "What Samoyed? This is a cat! My son has long, fluffy, snow-white fur, long legs, and mismatched eyes. He's breathtakingly beautiful, with no flaws, except that he's a little chubby!" ...Just a little. The Samoyed let out a sob and burst into tears. From then on, he refused to make up with his father. The child's father: "..." Couple: a laid-back, breathtakingly beautiful nine-tailed cat bottom x a gorgeous man with flirtatious eyes who smiles sweetly but is no good, the top who is the very picture of irresistible charm Content warnings: A melodramatic, sweet, everyone-dotes-on-the-kid story. Everyone loves Yuan Jiujiu, and the romance is strictly one-on-one. An illogical, fluffy, silly romance with a Mary Sue hero. The author's skill is limited, but I'll do my best to make it improve as it goes. If you want the ridiculous scenes, you can skip the first few chapters and read on~ New release: The Villain Boss Was Left Questioning Life After I Played Him Synopsis: Every tragic world has a heartless criminal like this. With his exceptional intellect, he toys with the protagonists, while his ruthless heart and brutal methods bring devastation, ensure the good never meet a happy end, and drive the world toward destruction. Your mission: stop the total-annihilation ending. Luo Shiwei: ??? I'm supposed to take on a high-IQ psychopath with my tiny frame? Later, after being put through the wringer by the villain bosses, Luo Shiwei finally unlocked a new achievement: #A Task-Taker More Shameless Than the Villains# #Choose me for romance, I'm super sweet, and I'll scam you for love and money# #And your life, too# #How a straight man was forced by villains to become a scheming white lotus and green-tea flirt# #To save the world, I, a grown man, pretend to be an innocent white lotus and stir up a fight between the hero and the villain# Content warnings: 1. The villains are utterly deranged, so they will definitely be brought to justice. 2. The protagonist is irresistible, manipulative, and a self-proclaimed straight man. Don't ask who the love interest is. No spoilers: you won't know the ending until the very last day. Don't read if that bothers you. Theme: Be self-reliant and see things through to the end.